Create The Caption #138

Thursday, December 27, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners....


"Tom Brady reacts to the special video of Maury Povich being played after the 3rd quarter with these words spoken: "Tom Brady, you ARE the father!""- John

"What the fuck? You mean to tell me Bridget bought all the ad space on the Jumbotron to flip me off in front of thousands?"- S2N

"Oh wow Wes! Your hands are freezing."- BD

"Suck it like this '72 Dolphins"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the newest Padre Mark Prior? (Thanks to Sooze for the picture)


Daily Links:

Kobe's Bodyguard Said The Laker Ordered A Hit On The Colorado Girl (Baltimore Sun)
Yao's Latest Commercial Is Weird (Fanhouse)
Sports Writers Need Agents Now? (Sports Agent Blog)
A Giants-Patriots Timeline (The Sports Hernia)
The Lee Evans Corollary (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
The NBA's Coaching Poll Is Pretty Weak (Cake Rocks the Party)
The NFL Made Its Bed, Now Lie In It (Signal to Noise)
The Steroids And HOF Debate Starts With McGwire (I'm Writing Sports)
Introducing The Douchemaster 2000 (Introducing Liston)
Last Chance For Free Celtics Tickets (Boston Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:49 PM

36 Comments:

"And after I underachieve on the west coast, maybe I can sign with the Mets!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 27, 2007, 1:17:00 PM  

Ha, I can't lift my hand higher than this, suckers.

hollywood wags said...
Dec 27, 2007, 1:21:00 PM  

After this shoot, Prior proceeded to schedule his next shoulder injury.

Mookie said...
Dec 27, 2007, 1:22:00 PM  

Signed the contract with this hand. Can't hear it? Would you like me to turn it up for you?

Scranton said...
Dec 27, 2007, 1:25:00 PM  

Since I am no longer physically able to raise my arm any higher than this, after I don't pitch for the Padres at all in 2008 I will be looking into playing professional slow-pitch softball, since I can just underhand it there.

Mike Maloney said...
Dec 27, 2007, 1:26:00 PM  

Here, now pee on this hand Mr. Maddux.

daniil said...
Dec 27, 2007, 1:29:00 PM  

I'm Mark Prior and this is the only time I plan on being on this feild suckers.

Anonymous said...
Dec 27, 2007, 1:30:00 PM  

(zzzzzzzip)...here's what i think of you're incentive-laden contract

Anonymous said...
Dec 27, 2007, 1:35:00 PM  

After successful Lasik Eye Surgery, former Channel 4 Weatherman Brick Tamland signs with the San Diego Padres.

Mez said...
Dec 27, 2007, 1:36:00 PM  

(zzzzzip)...here's what i think of your incentive-laden contract

Anonymous said...
Dec 27, 2007, 1:38:00 PM  

No, seriously! My arm does this every January! The Cubs never had a problem with it.

Dec 27, 2007, 1:46:00 PM  

"F" the cubs!

Anonymous said...
Dec 27, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

Joel Zumaya's busting up his hands due to Guitar Hero and moving, mine get screwed up by my masterful masturbation technique.

Signal to Noise said...
Dec 27, 2007, 2:03:00 PM  

Alternately:

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout. This is my handle; this is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout: 'Tip me over and...'"

(Crashes, breaks.)

"Shit."

Signal to Noise said...
Dec 27, 2007, 2:05:00 PM  

In retrospect, getting all these surgeries werent that bad. My hand is frozen in the perma bird sign, so I have that going for me.

makeitstick said...
Dec 27, 2007, 2:27:00 PM  

And then I put the needle in Clemens ass and pushed.

Like this.

Anonymous said...
Dec 27, 2007, 2:47:00 PM  

This won't be the only time you'll see Mark Prior in street clothes in PETCO Field, Padres' fans...

Telecomedian said...
Dec 27, 2007, 3:00:00 PM  

Sit 'n spin, Sooze, sit 'n spin.

Anonymous said...
Dec 27, 2007, 3:03:00 PM  

Thank you, thank you, to all the the fans, the players, and staff for such a warm welcome. I am incredibly excited to pitch the first three games of the year here in San Diego....I am also honored to be having my next arm surgery right here, in this great city....

Nick said...
Dec 27, 2007, 3:07:00 PM  

Thanks for the check Bartman

Ryan said...
Dec 27, 2007, 3:17:00 PM  

I plan on challenging Norv Turner for the title of "Most Weathered Face in San Diego"!!!

GMoney said...
Dec 27, 2007, 3:47:00 PM  

Hey, I think I just tore my rotator cuff!

keyser soze said...
Dec 27, 2007, 4:06:00 PM  

Ah yes there's my luxury suite where I will be watching every game from.

Anonymous said...
Dec 27, 2007, 4:45:00 PM  

After spilling a particularly cold beverage on his right hand, Mark Prior has contracted frostbite and will not return to the mound until August.

Commando Sando said...
Dec 27, 2007, 5:01:00 PM  

invisible sling!

Mike Georger said...
Dec 27, 2007, 6:09:00 PM  

"Yeah, it's an incentive laden contract. I get a $500,000 bonus just to give Chicago the superfinger!"

Buffalo66 said...
Dec 27, 2007, 6:16:00 PM  

This was my remix version of "the shocker" that I had to use after my latest surgery

Tony said...
Dec 27, 2007, 6:55:00 PM  

I'm Ron Burgundy, Go Fuck Yourself San Diego

Mambo King said...
Dec 27, 2007, 8:04:00 PM  

Mark Prior unsuccessfully performs the shocker. Female PAdre fans shake their heads.

Gonzo said...
Dec 27, 2007, 10:11:00 PM  

Mark Prior: proving that overrated USC athletes in the pros aren't just limited to their football team.

Anonymous said...
Dec 27, 2007, 11:08:00 PM  

So I get to coach the Chargers if Norv doesn't win a playoff game? Great!

Michael said...
Dec 27, 2007, 11:45:00 PM  

Go fuck yourself sideways, Chicago.

Anonymous said...
Dec 28, 2007, 9:30:00 AM  

young henry rowengartner shows what caused the doctor to say funky buttlovin after his latest procedure

Dr. C said...
Dec 28, 2007, 9:35:00 AM  

And then the GM said, "either your signature or your brains would be on the contract........."

Anonymous said...
Dec 28, 2007, 10:59:00 AM  

I Plan On Keeping my arm like this in the hope that I don't injure it while signing my first autograph as a Padre!

Joey Ashcraft said...
Dec 28, 2007, 11:13:00 AM  

"Right back at you, Cubs bloggers."

Wolter said...
Dec 28, 2007, 11:43:00 AM  

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