Create The Caption #132

Friday, December 14, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Somewhere...Matthew McConaghey is lonely"- The Great Bambi

"Check out my new friend. Yeah, he looks like Ben Affleck, except he's not a huge fricking douche."- JJ

"I refer to my missing right nut as The Departed."- G-Money (So Wrong, but so funny)

"America, you like apples? DO..YOU...LIKE...APPLES? I got Lance Armstrong's numbah, how do you like THEM apples?"- Anon

"You know, Lance, this is never gonna work. I mean, we don't have a hip 21st century combo name like Bennifer - Mance? Latt? Damrong?! I give up!"- Anon

Lance: Did you see where Mary-Kate went?
Matt: MATT DA-MON
- Dr. C
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Eva Longoria talking with Lance Armstrong's Ex Sheryl Crow during last nights Lakers-Spurs game? (I swear I didn't plan that.)


Daily Links:

This Just About Sums Up The Mitchell Report (SI)
MLB Isn't The Only Entity With A Steroids Problem (Sherdog)
A Whole Channel Devoted To Hockey Stats, Exciting I Know (Going Five Hole)
More On That Jeremy Shockey New Years Party (Watch Dog)
Suzyn Waldman Did Not Have A Good Day Yesterday (Satire Alert) (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Jenn Sterger Talks To Yet Another Blog (Epic Carnival)

Lastly, you're all going to hate me, but that interview I promised isn't coming until Monday. I have to transcribe the audio and there's just not enough time (there's never enough time!). For those of you who ventured guesses....yes it is Gus Johnson, and yes he was as awesome as you'd think he'd be. I promise it will be up either late Sunday night or early Monday morning. Until then you get a crudely photoshopped picture that I created over a year ago in praise of this site's Patron Saint.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:47 PM

24 Comments:

"Who the hell let Scotty Hamilton sit near us?"

Dec 14, 2007, 1:19:00 PM  

Bald Guy- I thought you were Marisa Tomei and Alanis Morissette! I'm outta here...

oldskool138 said...
Dec 14, 2007, 1:21:00 PM  

Larry David tries to find himself a new wife after being left alone on Curb Your Enthusiasm....

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2007, 1:27:00 PM  

In front: Costume designer for the Incredibles

Brave Sir Robin said...
Dec 14, 2007, 1:37:00 PM  

So, Cheryl, if I cut one of his nuts off to teach him a lesson would "it" still work?

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2007, 1:41:00 PM  

Eva, "Can you tell me what is it like to be the person that breaks up Lance and his wife? I'm in the similar situation, but this time, I'm the wife."

Alex said...
Dec 14, 2007, 2:06:00 PM  

Eva, "Tony is my Favorite Mistake, who's yours, Sheryl?"

Alex said...
Dec 14, 2007, 2:13:00 PM  

Don't worry girls, my man cheated on me too. Isn't that wacky?

Corn said...
Dec 14, 2007, 2:39:00 PM  

"Can you believe the nerve of that cheap tramp breaking up a good marriage er... no offense, Cheryl"

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2007, 2:39:00 PM  

If you didn't get him to say "Batista with the caaaaaatch," I am going to be disappointed.

Dec 14, 2007, 2:47:00 PM  

Bald Man-No seriously girls let's have a threesome in the Lakers locker room

C. Rich said...
Dec 14, 2007, 3:12:00 PM  

Longoria (in her head): "He seems pretty faithful."
Crow (in her head): "He looks like he's got both testicles"
Bald Guy (in his head): OH MY GAWD, OH MY GAWD, OH MY GAWD, KOBE MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME!

Gorgonzola said...
Dec 14, 2007, 3:17:00 PM  

Yes, we know you're on Letterman, but you still can't sit with us.

Pete said...
Dec 14, 2007, 3:52:00 PM  

You've got to hand it to Sheryl Crow. She still has time to be friendly to the retarded.

GMoney said...
Dec 14, 2007, 3:57:00 PM  

"That's nice, that's nice, now could you leave us alone, we're making plans to screw each other's brains out later."


Did you ask Gus what the hell happened to Brent Jones that got him "disappeared" in the middle of the season?

hollywood wags said...
Dec 14, 2007, 4:05:00 PM  

"Do you have some type of cancer? Is that why you're bald? I'm into guys that might die in the next year." - Sheryl

"No. Just male pattern baldness. My enormous wealth in the stock market can't regrow hair follicles." - Bald Douche

[Awkward laugh by everyone]

"Can you buy the Spurs and deport Tony Parker back to France?" - Eva

Dec 14, 2007, 4:19:00 PM  

Sheryl: "Did you guys see all the hysterical comments about the Lance-Damon picture on AwfulAnnouncing.com? Classic!"

The others laugh appreciatively.

[Fade to black]

Think I could get a job with the Hollywood writers on strike? Take that, you uncreative mofos!

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2007, 5:36:00 PM  

Sheryl: I loved you in Little Miss Sunshine
Eva: Yessss...but I was so sad when you died.

Fat Willard said...
Dec 14, 2007, 6:13:00 PM  

Eva: "Sheryl, can you lend me a pen so I can give him an autograph?"

Sheryl: "Sorry, I left my Uni-Ball with Matt Damon."

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2007, 6:29:00 PM  

"... so then HE said, 'I'm dating an Olsen Twin.' HA! Isn't Lance Armstrong a riot?!"

Bacon said...
Dec 14, 2007, 7:19:00 PM  

You're right. That Colin Cowherd really is a douchebag.

Anonymous said...
Dec 14, 2007, 7:53:00 PM  

"I'm telling you ladies, Lance wins the Tour de what? France. Tony Parker is screwing a model from where? France. France changes a person, I mean look at me, I used to be black."

the great bambi said...
Dec 15, 2007, 8:35:00 PM  

From Left to Right: Name a person who plays a desperate homemaker, a (in)famous homewrecker, and a closet Hom.... (you get the idea)

Carnack the Magnificent said...
Dec 16, 2007, 12:36:00 PM  

Oh my God, he just asked us for a three way!!

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2007, 9:43:00 PM  

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