Create The Caption #130

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Hey D-Bizzle, when are you going to feed that spice bizzle you been poppin?"- H-Town

"Becks: "I can't understand a word this guy is saying. Doesn't he speak English"
Snoop Dog: "I can't understand a word this guy is saying. Doesn't he speak English.""- Jay

"Dad, you said we'd be meeting the best football player in the world. Who the fuck is this this guy?"- Anon

"USC is my favorite team. No, wait. Dallas is my favorite team. No, I love the Galaxy. Yeah, the Galaxy. Are there any more bandwagons I can jump on to help revive my pathetic career?"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Bud Selig and George Mitchell getting ready to address the media at 2pm tomorrow? (The pic is old but it still works.....I'll try to get video up from that right away for those of you at work tomorrow.)


Daily Links:

They Are Who We Thought They Were, Trademarked (Sports Biz)
Random: It's Me Every Girl You've Ever Met! (Craigslist)
The Best Beer Pong Tables Ever Invented (Beerblog via Extra Mustard)
Yardbarker Is Starting An ASG Campaign, Vote Or Die! (Yardbarker)
Great Story On Some NFL Podcasters (OC Register)
The Chiefs Meet Led Zepplin (Arrowhead Addict)
Which Hoosier Is Having A Worse Go Of It (Rumors and Rants)
T.O. Getting Into The Exercise Equipment Game (Hawg Sports)
It's Orton Time Baby! (Tickets of America)
Playoff Time For The C4 News League (Signal To Noise)

Lastly......Blog Show 31 gets some special correspondants!

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:07 PM

23 Comments:

"No Mr. Will Leitch, Puljos is not in the report. See what Mort started."

I Use To Want To Comment On Deadspined said...
Dec 12, 2007, 1:45:00 PM  

It was at this exact moment in time that Bud Selig realized just how screwed he was.

Fred Morlan said...
Dec 12, 2007, 2:07:00 PM  

They are who we thought they were? I don't get it.

hollywood wags said...
Dec 12, 2007, 2:16:00 PM  

Anyone think they could be long lost brothers?

Tom said...
Dec 12, 2007, 2:24:00 PM  

Selig is in the back PRAYING Mitchell won't name anyone good other than Barry Bonds.

Tom said...
Dec 12, 2007, 2:25:00 PM  

George Mitchell begins his press conference but Bud Selig interrupts in his best Dr. Evil impersonation and says he will not release the report if someone is willing to pay "one miiiiiillllllllllioooooon dollars"

Kevin

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2007, 2:27:00 PM  

Why is ESPN reporting that Les Miles is on this list?

(yes, it's really me this time)

J.J. said...
Dec 12, 2007, 2:36:00 PM  

Mitchell: "I'm sorry, but we just didn't have time to look into management's knowledge of and complicity in their players roiding up. This is only about what bad people the players are. Maybe some other time."

Jay said...
Dec 12, 2007, 2:41:00 PM  

Bird Selig: "Mmmm, my pinky tastes juuuust like the worm I snatched from my nest earlier today....mmm, worms"

Dec 12, 2007, 3:27:00 PM  

Selig is pleasantly surprised when he realizes that there's a hooker under his desk.

daniil said...
Dec 12, 2007, 3:29:00 PM  

Selig: Oh shit. I hope my name's not on the list.

swany11 said...
Dec 12, 2007, 3:45:00 PM  

"I just wasted over 2 years of my life."--George Mitchell

GMoney said...
Dec 12, 2007, 3:50:00 PM  

Damn it, Bud! Put your tounge back in your mouth. I know Bond's pectorals are dark, creamy and curvaceous. But seriously, I am trying to run an investigation here!

Corn said...
Dec 12, 2007, 4:53:00 PM  

"No, Ortiz's steroid use does not call the 2004 World Series into question."

Brave Sir Robin said...
Dec 12, 2007, 5:52:00 PM  

Selig: I'MFUCKEDI'MFUCKEDI'MFUCKEI'MFUCKEDI'MFUCKEDI'MFUCKED

Gorgonzola said...
Dec 12, 2007, 6:08:00 PM  

No Sir, we cannot give you a "sweet deal" on that '02 black Mustang over there

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2007, 6:17:00 PM  

Alright, where's the fan, cause I got the shit right here

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2007, 6:31:00 PM  

Allow me to speak for Mr. Hawking...

Dec 12, 2007, 6:57:00 PM  

"My investigation found that baseball is, and always has been, free of performance-enhancing drugs."

"...PSYCH!"

Joel said...
Dec 12, 2007, 7:25:00 PM  

"Bueller... Bueller... Bueller... Bueller?"

Bacon said...
Dec 12, 2007, 10:35:00 PM  

Mitchell: "Now batting for the Brewers... Number 28... Prince Fielder!"
Selig: (to himself) "Not bad. I'll give you a call."

Anonymous said...
Dec 13, 2007, 12:12:00 AM  

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Michael said...
Dec 13, 2007, 5:20:00 AM  

Yes,it was at that exact time I told Mr.Selig he was the Commisioner of Baseball and he could change this and Bud said...
Bud....
Bud.... (crickets )
Bud ... ah yeah,yeah thats how it happened.

drew s said...
Dec 13, 2007, 8:07:00 AM  

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