Create The Caption #124

Monday, December 03, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners....


""and Isiah thought the Patriots couldn't ball? MIKE VRABEL BLOCKED MY SHOT 9 TIMES!!!"- Patrick

"Some may see us down by 41, but I'm a glass half full kinda guy. We're halfway to tying this game!"- Anon

"Ugh...not even Gus Johnson can make this score exciting...."- Anon

"Man, where's Larry Brown when you need him?Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Dolphins' Jason Taylor after yesterday's loss?

Daily Links:

Whoa, There's An ESPN Widget Now? Let Me Get That Up Right Away. (Sports Media Journal)
Old Scool Baseball Players Said Some Crazy Stuff (100% Injury Rate)
Jake Peavy Likely Staying With The Padres (Rumors and Rants)
For Those Of You Not Aware ESPN Owns A Few Bowl Games (Signal To Noise)
A Nice Video Tribute To Evil Knieval (Unibrow)
Notes From A Knicks Refugee (The Serious Tip)
Two Raptors Enter, One Raptor Leave (Food Court Lunch)
ESPN Is Making Up Vegas Hotel Names Now (ESPN...read the last sentence)
Are College Football Championships More Trouble Than They're Worth? (We Suck At Sports)

FYI- The Pammy Award Presentation will come tomorrow. It's taking much longer putting things together than I thought.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:15 PM

26 Comments:

See, the grass is greener where I am sitting

Ian said...
Dec 3, 2007, 1:47:00 PM  

Just when Jason thought the Dolphins season couldn't get any worse, he found out he was wiping his face with Bill Walker's used towel.

http://deadspin.com/sports/towel-peeing/when-ya-gotta-go--328458.php

chone said...
Dec 3, 2007, 1:51:00 PM  

0-12....damn this is like two seasons of losses at Akron!

Anonymous said...
Dec 3, 2007, 2:30:00 PM  

Damn... maybe Peyton could use me in a few more commercials.

Anonymous said...
Dec 3, 2007, 2:43:00 PM  

If all else fails, at least I can use my giant robot to rampage the stadium!

Ethan S. said...
Dec 3, 2007, 2:59:00 PM  

"What the hell do you mean the NFL tested for second-hand marijuana smoke at halftime?"

JK said...
Dec 3, 2007, 3:16:00 PM  

Never thought I'd say this, but damn, Ray Finkle's shack sounds good right about now.

Dec 3, 2007, 3:19:00 PM  

Just like in baseball, when you no-hit someone, you get avoided on the bench.

corey said...
Dec 3, 2007, 3:39:00 PM  

POR QUE!!!!!

GMoney said...
Dec 3, 2007, 4:03:00 PM  

Guys...I didn't know West Virginia -28 wasn't a lock...come back!

Anonymous said...
Dec 3, 2007, 4:45:00 PM  

Hey, shorts guy. At halftime we're switching uniforms.

Dec 3, 2007, 4:45:00 PM  

Just imagine how ridiculous I would look wearing aqua pants...

William said...
Dec 3, 2007, 5:30:00 PM  

J. Taylor-
"wait...your telling me the regualr season has ALREADY started...oh my god...(buries head in towel).

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Dec 3, 2007, 5:52:00 PM  

thought of a better one...

"...(buries face in towel)...damn i wish they'd just bring back Jay Fiedler already..."

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Dec 3, 2007, 5:54:00 PM  

Guys, I told you, don't look at me! Omigod, I didn't get my eyebrows waxed and I look HIDEOUS!

el_hombre said...
Dec 3, 2007, 6:00:00 PM  

As soon as I get home, I'm pulling a Ricky and flying this Cameron Coop.

Dec 3, 2007, 7:13:00 PM  

Bet NBC wishes it hadn't used Jason Taylor in the open for Sunday Night Football.

Anonymous said...
Dec 3, 2007, 8:03:00 PM  

Zach's sister has no idea what she's in for tonight.

Anonymous said...
Dec 3, 2007, 8:40:00 PM  

I'm glad I have this towel...Otherwise, my tears would kill some of this great turf...

--White Hammer

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2007, 1:13:00 AM  

The Dolphins Offensive line in all its glory.

Matt said...
Dec 4, 2007, 1:29:00 AM  

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. 12 times in a row.

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2007, 8:48:00 AM  

Hey, man, do you know if you have to actually injured to sit on the bench in street clothes?

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2007, 9:24:00 AM  

"Dude, I know we are supposed to be upset by losing, but all I can think about is that girl in the 3rd row over there."

Ray Lewis Eats People said...
Dec 4, 2007, 10:29:00 AM  

Taylor: No wonder we are 0-12! Where the hell did everyone go?

tom said...
Dec 4, 2007, 12:01:00 PM  

So if the 16-0 Patriots are Mercury Morris' wife, are we just the ball-gagged gimp in the basement?

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2007, 12:14:00 PM  

Stuart Scott: "And Emmitt, it's no wonder the Dolphins are struggling so much with just four people on their team."

Emmitt: *eats microphone*

Fred Morlan said...
Dec 4, 2007, 12:16:00 PM  

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