The Pammy Awards Week 12

Monday, November 19, 2007


We're coming down to the wire folks and it looks like a three four horse race between Danielson, Nessler, Patrick, and Spielman......Who's your money on?

The Pam Ward Chronicles Week Twelve

10. "Nice call by Offensive Coordinator Bryan Springsteen there." - Bill Curry referencing VT OC Bryan Stienspring. Maybe he thought he was the Boss? (Via jonef)

9. "It reminds of how rappers would peddle their demos to artists...to some sort of publishing company."- Desmond Howard on Kansas QB Todd Reesing making a highlight tape to get a scholarship.

8. "If he would have slowed down and put his butt to Jackson."- Gary Danielson

7. "Lets see if I can get this one right Pam."- Ray Bentley
"That will be a first".- Pam Ward
(Via Steve)

6. "Certainly a coming out party for Johnson."- Tim Brandt

5. "BOOM!"- Kirk Herbstreit (Not for the phrase itself, but that he said it every other play)

4."The conditions are the virus affecting the computer that Jim Tressel puts in about taking care of the football." - Kirk Herbstreit (Via Via S2N)

3. "Gary Walker's passing is the reason Fitzgerald became Northwestern's head coach."- Erin Andrews (Via Jim....his name is Randy Walker)

2. "He may be listed as offensive coordinator for Texas Tech, but saying Mike Leach has an offensive coordinator is like saying, I don't know, Rachael Ray has a private chef." - Brad Nessler (Via S2N)

1. "Ahh, rivals, they spend a lot of time painting themselves up and undressing"- Brent Musburger (Via Smitty)
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Here are the standings after eleven weeks........

1. Gary Danielson (50)
2. Brad Nessler (49)
3. Mike Patrick (43)
4.
Chris Spielman (42)
5. Pam Ward (33)
6. Lee Corso (28)
7. Dave Pasch (26)
8. Bob Griese (23)
9.Brent Musburger (21)
10. Verne Lundquist (20)

Others Receiving Votes: Pat Haden (19), Paul Maguire (19), Andre Ware (16), Tim Brandt (16), Ray Bentley (16), Mark Jones (16), Kirk Herbstreit (13), Bill Curry (13), Craig James (11.5), Erin Andrews (11), , Dave Lapham (10), Gerry Dinardo (9), Dave Lamont (9), Lou Holtz (9), Tom Hart (8), Ed Cunningham (8), Todd Blackledge (7), Mellissa Knowles (7), Thom Brennaman (7), Sean McDonough (7), John Saunders (6), Quint Kessenich (6), Holly Rowe (5), Desmond Howard (5), Charles Arbuckle (5), Mike Tirico (4), Dan Fouts (4), Doug Flutie (3.5), Jim Donnan (3), Eric Collins (2) Jim Kelly (1)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 10:53 AM

7 Comments:

I can appreciate the breadth and variety of experience that Desmond Howard can bring to the skilled position of college football analyst.

hollywood wags said...
Nov 19, 2007, 11:47:00 AM  

Can I nominate AA for calling the competition between Danielson, Nessler, Patrick, and Spielman a "THREE-horse race"

Anonymous said...
Nov 19, 2007, 12:42:00 PM  

Yes you can...I fall somewhere between Dan Fouts and Holly Rowe in the standings.

Nov 19, 2007, 12:53:00 PM  

I fall somewhere between Dan Fouts and Holly Rowe

That's not a good place to be.

Nov 19, 2007, 1:45:00 PM  

I fall somewhere between Dan Fouts and Holly Rowe

That's not a good place to be.

Nov 19, 2007, 1:45:00 PM  

What was so bad about the Nessler comment? I thought it was kind of funny and it made sense.

Anonymous said...
Nov 19, 2007, 2:23:00 PM  

Hey Anon, they don't all have to be dumb comments to get points. His was so random and funny that it made it up there.

There's really no rhyme or reason as to where I put these things.

Nov 19, 2007, 5:14:00 PM  

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