Create The Caption #121

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners....

"We're the 33rd best football team on the continent!"- rasaustin

“Hey check it out… Ricky Williams left a roach in there for us!”- Ken

"Hooray for drastically readjusted dreams!"- Anon (That girl rears her head again)

"Alright, let's go sell this thing to a scrapper and buy new cleats for the whole team!"- Anon

"This should work like English Soccer. Let's promote the Grey Cup winner to the NFL and relegate the Dolphins."- Anon

Not a bad idea actually.
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of actor Don Cheadle talking to Derek Fisher during last night's Sonics-Lakers game?

Daily Links:

Kyle Turley Doing Good (Lion In Oil)
The Vancouver Olympic Mascots Are Wild Looking (Meaningful Collateral)
USC Is Playing Hardball With The L.A. Coliseum Commission (Signal To Noise)
Peter King Specualtes On Sean Taylor, Comes Off Like An Idiot (Food Court Lunch)
NFL Week 13 Previews In Haiku (Tickets of America)
Anderson Varejao Is Crazy To Ask For This Much! (Rumors and Rants)
Marshawn, Marshawn, Marshawn! (Blog of Hilarity)
Juan Palacios Is Awesome (The Big Picture)
An Interview With SI's Pete McEntegart (Sports Media Journal)
Are The Bulls And Cubs That Much Different? (Chicago Bull)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:51 PM

28 Comments:

I think my nipples are uneven, what do you think?

Anonymous said...
Nov 28, 2007, 1:19:00 PM  

Don, I know a lot of freaky shit went on at the set of "Boogie Nights" but please don't tweak my nipples.

D.Rob said...
Nov 28, 2007, 1:20:00 PM  

So Buck, can you hook me up with a sweet 8-track player?

Anonymous said...
Nov 28, 2007, 1:38:00 PM  

Oh, so these are breasts?

Fred Morlan said...
Nov 28, 2007, 1:39:00 PM  

White girl...2nd row...third one in...the one with the t*ts...

Rich said...
Nov 28, 2007, 1:42:00 PM  

"Don, you gotta get me in the cast of Ocean's 14 man. If I can deal w/ Kobe, then I can deal with Clooney."

SP said...
Nov 28, 2007, 1:44:00 PM  

In tonight's episode of black Curb Your Enthusiasm, Crazy Eyez Killa is back to meet Don Cheadle.

Anonymous said...
Nov 28, 2007, 2:45:00 PM  

I'm telling you man, Dyan Cannon is over there fingering herself, shit man, LOOK GODDAMIT!!!

hollywood wags said...
Nov 28, 2007, 2:47:00 PM  

Fisher: "I LOVE you man!"
Cheadle: "You can't have my Bud Light, Derek."

Pete said...
Nov 28, 2007, 3:01:00 PM  

Look, Don, you don't have to convince me. If they ever make it a movie, you'd be a shoe-in for the roll of Fred G. Sanford.

Anonymous said...
Nov 28, 2007, 3:01:00 PM  

Don, Trust Me. That's a weak ass cell phone holder. The kind a white man would use. Pimp it up!

Anonymous said...
Nov 28, 2007, 3:13:00 PM  

Don, don't tell anyone, but I thought you were hot as hell in that cowboy outfit in Boogie Nights! (rubs nipples)

Anonymous said...
Nov 28, 2007, 3:19:00 PM  

"Jeez Don. Just because I compared the Shaq trade to the Rwandan Genocide doesn't mean you have to elbow me in the chest."

Stunt said...
Nov 28, 2007, 3:34:00 PM  

Hey Derek, you see those new Olympic Mascots?

Yeah Don, that's some next level shit. Which one are you most like?

Quatchi

Me too!

Jon said...
Nov 28, 2007, 3:42:00 PM  

Cheadle: Damn that girl in the Kobe jersey behind you is checkin me out

Fisher: Oh yeah, well the fine number in the brown fedora just eye-fucked the shit outta me

Cheadle: Wait, I'm wearing...

Fisher: I know...

the great bambi said...
Nov 28, 2007, 3:52:00 PM  

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made!!!

GMoney said...
Nov 28, 2007, 3:55:00 PM  

Cheadle: Gol' Blimey, if you don't get Bynum to stop taking wollops and make sure Kobe's not rangin' round the moody blues, you're going to be in Barney!

Fisher: (blank stare)

Cheadle: ...Barney Rubble...trouble!

Hardwood Paroxysm said...
Nov 28, 2007, 4:28:00 PM  

I don't care that you got me in Ocean's 14, you can't play point guard!

Nov 28, 2007, 5:57:00 PM  

Whatchou mean my breasts ain't supple?

Anonymous said...
Nov 28, 2007, 6:24:00 PM  

Kobe said what about my sweater? I'm gonna kick his ass.

Anonymous said...
Nov 28, 2007, 7:00:00 PM  

Fish, "I got it from my Mama."

Alex said...
Nov 28, 2007, 7:43:00 PM  

Love, laughs and LA collide when famous actor and hat model Don Cheadle plays "James Davidson", who vies for the attention of the lovable cross-dressing Derek Fisher in Juwanna Mann 2: Juwanna-nother Mann! In theaters this Christmas.

Mez said...
Nov 28, 2007, 9:15:00 PM  

Cheadle: That's the power of the playoffs they turned touching your chest into touching your chest

Gus Johnson said...
Nov 28, 2007, 9:55:00 PM  

C'mon dawg, just give 'em a feel. You think I coulda got a wax this smooth in Utah? Think again.

Big Baby J said...
Nov 28, 2007, 10:11:00 PM  

DF: Hey Cheadle, you gank(steal)my ice (jewelry)?
Don: You lookin' at the wrong brother, I am here to hit on Dyan Cannon.....

Statueleft said...
Nov 28, 2007, 10:35:00 PM  

Yo,Yo, Yo, Yo Buck. You know I couldda played both you and Dirk Diggler in Boogie Knights. Just peep these nips

callmesomeone said...
Nov 29, 2007, 1:18:00 AM  

Cheadle to Fisher: "If you're trying to break into show biz, let me tell you, that's a poor Fred Sanford imitation, son!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 7:32:00 AM  

Hey Don, where can I get that sweet Cleopatra wig you wuz wearin' in Boogie Nights?

Sam Walker said...
Nov 29, 2007, 7:44:00 AM  

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