Create The Caption #113

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"No, seriously, I won a super bowl. It was on TV and everything."- Matt

"Why is Trent Dilfer giving Matt Hasselbeck a mammogram? Is it still Breast Awareness Month? I hope so!"- Tom

"Whoa, hold up. You're telling me there's a REASON Elizabeth's kid has your eyes?"- Pete

"Seriously, quit touching me, Ian Zeiring."- G-Money

"No, seriously. You really think Hillary's economic policy would be strong enough to handle a severe downturn of the economy without destroying the upper middle class?"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of "Crotchgate"? (Via Sports By Brooks)


Daily Links:


Grant Hill To Cry On Oprah Today (AZ Sports Hub)
People's Sexiest Fan Is A Dude? Come on. (HHR)
MGO Breaks The Lloyd Carr Story, Everyone Steals It....Such Is The Life Of A Blogger (Run Up The Score)
A 10-Year Deal For A-Rod? Kinda Crazy. (Vegas Watch)
Is The Southwest The Class Of The NBA? (Hawg Sports)
Some Coaching Choices For Michigan (Rumors and Rants)
Chris Berman And Planes, Round 2 (Sports by Brooks)

Lastly.....

Introducing NASCARGOT! (You Tube)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:04 PM

36 Comments:

Sorry, I thought you were Matt Hasselback.

hollywood wags said...
Nov 14, 2007, 1:21:00 PM  

Dude! October was BREAST cancer awareness month, so, STOP GRABBING MY NUTS!!!

Michael said...
Nov 14, 2007, 1:57:00 PM  

"no dude, i need these pants to go with my favre jersey for halloween next year"

the great bambi said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:01:00 PM  

"slap hands! slap hands!...no seriously, slap my hand, slap my...look SLAP MY F%@*ING HAND OR I'LL RIP YOUR F@*#ING NUTS OFF!"

the great bambi said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:03:00 PM  

Touchdown Packers. Coach McCarthy consults the chart and it says they should go for two.

doneycat said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:04:00 PM  

the last time this many people saw white guys feel up a black guy like this, bruce willis had to use a sword to get him out

the great bambi said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:05:00 PM  

i can haz crotchburger?

Fred Morlan said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:05:00 PM  

I've got 'em honey! Ruvell Martin's genes will soon be ours! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

More Credible said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:08:00 PM  

I knew it, you have two balls in there Kruk!!! You lying bastard!

hollywood wags said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:10:00 PM  

Not usually a factor for Green Bay, Ruvell Martin gets happy ending...

John Mickelonis said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:10:00 PM  

having never been so close to a black man before, one Green Bay resident wanted to see if it's true what they say, reached for comment after the game, Lili Von Shtupp had this to say, "It's twue...it's twue...it's twue!"

the great bambi said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:12:00 PM  

Will you pass this message on to Brett Farve for me?

-- John Madden

MoClarrettMoProblems said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:15:00 PM  

Little did everyone in the Lambeau Leap section know, Esera Tuaolo was sitting right next to them. (OK maybe that isn't so P.C. ...)

John Mickelonis said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:21:00 PM  

Damnit, the nuts are taken... DIBS ON NIPPLES!! Honey, his chest is bigger than yours!

Pete said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:36:00 PM  

Give me your wallet or I'll jump!

Pete said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:41:00 PM  

Now THAT's a holding penalty.

Anonymous said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:51:00 PM  

We now know where General McAuliffe retired to following WWII.

(nerdy historical reference http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_McAuliffe)

the great bambi said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:52:00 PM  

FAN HOLDING CROTCH: "They're real! And They're Spectacular!"

Look What I can do said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:09:00 PM  

Maybe if i pat his head, he won't notice me grabbing the goods....

Tom said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:15:00 PM  

Packer Fan: What's that?

Ruvell Martin: That's my penis.

Packer Fan: That's your penis? All-riiight...

reference: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ieBSrofjOIw

Tom said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:17:00 PM  

One fan does not understand the meaning of Cheese-Head....

Tom said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:18:00 PM  

Somewhere, Reggie Evans felt his nuts tingle a bit...

Tom said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:19:00 PM  

I didn't know Reggie Evans was a Packer fan!


sorry last comment should have been Chris Kaman, not RE.

Tom said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:20:00 PM  

Nope, Packer fans aren't gay at all!

Anonymous said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:28:00 PM  

I thought bratwurst was white

Anonymous said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:32:00 PM  

Brett, I thought I told you not to do that outside of the locker room. Wait you're not....

Anonymous said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:33:00 PM  

Huevos Grandes, Amigo!

Charlie said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:40:00 PM  

It's not gay if I don't look when I grab em!!

The Mez said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:47:00 PM  

How's that for field coverage? Not only is that fat guy with the Fu Manchu grabbing Martin's coin purse, but he's also dry-humping the guy in front of him at the same time! Reports from Miami indicate they are considering signing him to shore up the defensive secondary; however, holding penalties may be a concern.

Anonymous said...
Nov 14, 2007, 4:37:00 PM  

Revised last attempt:

"Hoping to increase his chances for an autograph, fan does his best Esera Tuaolo impression."

John Mickelonis said...
Nov 14, 2007, 5:33:00 PM  

Yup....definitely steroids.

keyser soze said...
Nov 14, 2007, 5:48:00 PM  

I'm Brady Quinn and I approve this crotch grab.

Paid for by the campaign of Brady Quinn is a Queer.

Derek Anderson said...
Nov 14, 2007, 5:50:00 PM  

"Yep, more than a handful."

Anonymous said...
Nov 14, 2007, 7:30:00 PM  

For the love of Rod.

Mookie said...
Nov 14, 2007, 8:32:00 PM  

A Ruvell in hand is worth keeping the mouth open for Favre's bush.

Fish said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:05:00 AM  

Ownership has its priveleges.

Billy said...
Nov 15, 2007, 11:27:00 AM  

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