Those MNFers Suzy Kolber Missed Were Because Of A Bun In The Oven

Wednesday, October 17, 2007


If the rumors are to be believed, congratulations are in order for Suzy Kolber for being pregnant with her first child. Back in the beginning of the season Suzy was noticeably missing from the

Monday Night telecasts, and AA's thankful it wasn't for anything else. Via PFT.....
An industry source tells us that MNF sideline reporter Suzy Kolber is expecting company. And it's not a visit from Joe Namath.

Per the source, Kolber is due to give birth to a junior version of herself, complete with Leather Tuscadero mullet and turtleneck.

Word is that it's a girl. The due date is presently unknown. As is the identity of the father. (We assume that Suzy knows.)
Again, it's just rumor but Suzy....I'm going to miss you. I'd much rather Michele Tafoya taking maternity leave if you know what I mean. Congrats.

KOLBER IS EXPECTING A LITTLE SUZY (ProFootballTalk)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:41 AM

12 Comments:

Can I just say that she looks pretty damn good there. Much better than on broadcasts.

twoeightnine said...
Oct 17, 2007, 12:30:00 PM  

She's cute, about like Laverne & Shirley were cute.

Anonymous said...
Oct 17, 2007, 12:37:00 PM  

It's mine. No more negative comments about my Suz, or I'll crush your skull.

Pam Ward said...
Oct 17, 2007, 12:47:00 PM  

who's the dad?
don't say tom brady.

Anonymous said...
Oct 17, 2007, 1:07:00 PM  

Maybe E:60 can find out and send a sideline reporter to ask the dad to be questions.

SLR: "what did you have to do to stayy in the game and ultimately get the job done?"
DTB: "Well Suzy loves flowers but the DVD collection of everything she's done at ESPN actually got me in the door and from there I just gave 110%, hoped she wasn'ttaking the YAZ and that one of those little buggers would actually find its way home".

Steve said...
Oct 17, 2007, 2:14:00 PM  

kissing suzy kolber should now be called knocking up suzy kolber.

Lozo said...
Oct 17, 2007, 2:32:00 PM  

I thought she was married to Rich Eisen, assume that'd be the father?

Anonymous said...
Oct 17, 2007, 3:21:00 PM  

It's either Chris Berman's or Big Daddy Drew's.

Anon right above this, you're kidding right?

GMoney said...
Oct 17, 2007, 3:32:00 PM  

Wasn't she just hosting NASCAR most Sundays, meaning she couldn't make it to the Monday Night game?

Chris said...
Oct 17, 2007, 3:38:00 PM  

No Chris....sorry about not clarifying. The Monday Nighters she missed were in the preseason, so it was before ABC had NASCAR.

Oct 17, 2007, 3:41:00 PM  

Archie Manning going after Broadway Joe's sloppy seconds?

Oct 17, 2007, 4:59:00 PM  

No no no, Eisen's married to Suzy SHUSTER, not Kolber.

From what I heard at such reputable blogs as KSK and Deadspin, I would have to ask if the father was a turkey baster.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

LeftWingCracker said...
Oct 17, 2007, 6:06:00 PM  

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