Saturday, October 13, 2007
Welcome back to our weekly installment of The Pam Ward Chronicles. I'm going to be keeping track of the Announcing Quotes throughout the day and I ask that you join in. Please leave any that you come across in the comments or feel free to email me at AwfulAnnouncing@Gmail.com. Other goodness will be happening underneath this post so be sure to check it out.
I'm going to be gone for most of the day, so leave your quotes in the comments and I'll post them when I can. Lou Holtz starts us of from the other night. Enjoy the day!
Your College Football Announcing Schedule: Week Seven
“I’ve never seen the yellow light, umm the yellow line be wrong.”- Lou Holtz
“I could not see who made that play but that was a great play by that defensive linebacker”- Lou Holtz
“The team that’s on defense first (in overtime) has the advantage because they know whether they need a touchdown a field goal or just a score.”- Lou Holtz
"That's like comparing Joan Collins to Linda Evans."- Lou Holtz
"Now for a more modern reference, like Eva Longoria to Teri Hatcher."- Rece Davis
"I don't know who that is."- Lou Holtz
"I have trouble decided which of these guyses is most explosive."- Ray Bentley
"There's Robin of Locksley, taken the poor and giving them to the rich, and the Illini are rich with talent right now."- Ray Bentley, talking about Illinois Offensive Mike Locksley
"Iowa leads statistically after the first."- Pam Ward, They're losing 3-0 (Via Anon)
"Both the offense and the defense....one's trying the advantage over the other."- Andre Ware Really Andre? Is that how it works???
Erin Andrews would like to welcome you to Miami....
Annnnnnnd We Have An Early Leader In The Clubhouse!
"He face raped him!"- Dave Laphma (Via MG)
BG confirms it....."It was after Texas' Michael Flath rips the helmet off ISU's Todd Blythe"
And BG puts together the video. How about that quickness? BG and MG earn gold stars for the day!
Dave Lapham Makes Up A New Football Term
Pam Ward: "... if you don't want to bang with your participles..." (Via Thatswhatshesaid)
Crucial moment in Minnesota/NW, 35-28, Minn kicking a FG to try and go up 10.
Jim Kelly: "And it's wide right...JUST LIKE TOMCZAK'S GOLF GAME!" (Via SS)
"This is not a reviewable play."- Gary Danielson, Followed by officials immediately reviewing the play of a tipped ball.
"Oh I may be wrong. The people in the production truck are telling me this is reviewable."- Gary Danielson
Back to my rules pet peeve....come on Gary.
"You are in midseason form, Tom."- Pat Haden
"It IS midseason."- Tom Hammond
"Oh, right."- Pat Haden
Erin Andrews took our advice!
Not sure who the field reporter was with the ESPNU crew but she was covering a group of frat guys bashing a car in front of the frat house. Just before she decided to partake in the activity she says quote, "I'm gonna have to get in there and do a little banging myself".- Melissa Knowles
At the end of CFF, Rece Davis said, "Could it be that some will vote South Florida #1?" To which Lou replied, "Halloween." I've officially decided I want to be Lou Holtz for Halloween now. (Via Michael)
"Mentioning the Atlanta Falcons gets my dander up because of Michael Vick. Congratulations to the state of Virginia for return separate indictments"- Mike Patrick (Via TarHeelFan)
"Well folks, if you've just joined us, the WAC is wacky once again."- Bill Curry (Via Zac)
"The Broncos are not horsing around in this one"- Bill Curry (Via Zac)
"He wasn't over there long enough to get stiff, but he did get a blow."Bill Curry (Via Heath)