Wednesday, October 17, 2007
"You would think that a leadoff walk would lead to more big innings than a leadoff home run. But we've done the research and it turns out that more big innings have come from leadoff home runs than leadoff walks."- Tim McCarverWow. That's honestly like me telling you that Spiderman announced the 1996 Final Four. Would you really trust me as a pundit of announcing? You would never (independent blog or not). Well that's not the only genius McCarver has bestowed upon us. How about in regards to Tim Wakefield's Knuckler (Via 100 Percent IR)
"One thing Francona was telling us before the game is that a knuckleball is so light, that if you make crisp contact with it, it will fly."- Tim McCarverWow....that's really insightful! Well crap what can you get right Tim? Matsuzake's number of pitches??? (Via Strike Zones and End Zones)
"When a catcher has to use his thumb to give signs, that means the pitcher has more than four pitches."- Tim McCarverOh, well that at least kind of makes sense....no matter how obvious it is.......
"Or five...more than five"- Joe BuckDammit Buck! He was actually trying to make some sense!!! Let little Timmy try out his new talent of counting on one hand.
"Has more than four..."- Tim McCarver
"Oh yeah, you're right."- Joe Buck
McCarver Inching Closer Toward Kindergarten Graduation (Lord, Beer Me The Strength)
Tim McCarver Does Research (Boiled Sports)
Terry Francona needs some help with physics (100 Percent Injury Rate)
Who's On First? (Strike Zones and End Zones)