Bill Simmons (Lightly) Jabs Back At Dane Cook

Tuesday, October 09, 2007


It's about time we started getting this war going. Via TBL comes this little tidbit from the newest BS Report. Seth Meyers is on to talk all things SNL with Simmons when all of a sudden Simmons decides to pitch a skit.....

BS Report Audio

“We’ve all seen these baseball playoff commercials where Dane Cook pretends to be such a big baseball fan, even though we’re not sure if he could pick Albert Pujols out of a police lineup … so this week’s host is shooting one of those the baseball commercials, except he keeps screwing up the names really badly (absolutely butchers Rivera, Papelbon, Pujols, Sabathia, etc). And the director has to keep interrupting him. And then it goes on for three minutes.”
Oh Snaaaaaap......wait. That's not really funny. In fact that's perfect for the current crappy cast of SNL. Dammit Bill! I wanted you to take that ass clown down....now all Dane Cook has to say is what he said before, "Who's Bill Simmons?". Someone needs to stop Dane Cook and apparently it's not Simmons. This upsets me greatly.

Dane Cook-ing Up Trouble with the Sports Guy (Shoot Your Hopes And Dreams)
Bill Simmons Has an SNL Skit Idea, and It Involves Dane Cook (The Big Lead)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 2:20 PM

9 Comments:

I hope the Red Sox are eliminated in the ALCS. Not really, but only to see if Simmons ignores the World Series to write a column about his dad and him watching a Celtics exhibition game.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2007, 3:13:00 PM  

Are you sure this wasn't Bill writing for Joe Buck's new show?

Todd said...
Oct 9, 2007, 3:16:00 PM  

Seth Meyers is a douche bag.

GMoney said...
Oct 9, 2007, 3:53:00 PM  

This feud is a lot like the Special Olympics.

Kyle said...
Oct 9, 2007, 4:06:00 PM  

i like how on the espn front page 'jackO' has made it into the blurb for the bs report. his super cool friends are literally bursting out of his articles at this point, astounding. also, along with pammy ward, simmons' cocked head picture on espn has been adblocked too

Mike Georger said...
Oct 9, 2007, 4:51:00 PM  

seth meyers is a million times funnier than the sports guy. i did not know that.

eska said...
Oct 9, 2007, 10:30:00 PM  

Willie Simmons = The Sports Schnook.

sportsman said...
Oct 9, 2007, 11:44:00 PM  

wait, Bill Simmons is going to make fun of Dane Cook and say he's not really a baseball fan and couldn't pick Albert Pujols out of a lineup? WTF??? Didn't Simmons just write about the 25 "intriguing" players in the ALDS saying he couldn't tell us anything about the NL because he didn't watch a single NL game? fuck bill simmons (and dane cook)

the great bambi said...
Oct 10, 2007, 10:58:00 AM  

But mostly, fuck Dane Cook.

Anyway, I like Frank Caliendo's Al Pacino impression on the TBS commercials where he says, "what a minute, does somebody think there's 2 Octobers!?!?!"

Funny.

hulk said...
Oct 10, 2007, 2:03:00 PM  

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