ALCS Game 5 Live-Blog Open Thread Thingy

Thursday, October 18, 2007


Thanks for stopping by....I'll probably just start out with quotes from the duo of Buck and McCarver but if you chime in....it could be so much more. I welcome your comments and disdain for FOX!

Who do you like tonight by the way....I'd love to know. AA is on the Sawx and Rutgers....hope I don't jinx anybody.

FOX leads in with a Joe Torre segment. Of course the Yankees lead. I guess Joe Torre telling the Yanks to eff themselves is important, but I don't care one bit. They then interview Matt Holiday which was obviously recorded at 1pm and is spliced like a mother. Joe Girardi....calm down.

2! 3! 4! Tessie!!!!! It's go time Sawx Fans.....



So Beckett's ex-Wife sang the anthem.....we couldn't see that FOX? Damn you. The biggest F-You ever and there's no evidence.

This is a game where Momentum is the Indian Monster (as opposed to Bucky's green one).
Buck is a true artist in being succinct.
McCarver is way too didactic over nonsensical micro-analysis of "baseball strategy".
The big picture is needed Tim. Go for it.
If the Indians grab a lead, it's over. The Tribe then goes on to defeat the Momentum derailed Rockies.
(Via Anon)

Stu Scott? Is that you and your poetry slam??? Beautiful.

1-0 Sawx on a Homer by Youk.

"Hammered....and I mean Hammered."- Tim McCarver

Hi Tim! Good to have you.

"For the Red Sox it's win or see you in Fort Meyers....that's their Spring Training facility."- Tim McCarver

Okay....go away.

"Manny Ramirez....15 straight games.....a hitting machine."- Tim McCarver

What are you trying to tell me Tim? That Manny has a 15 game Post Season hitting streak....because that's not even close to true. We'll go with 8 considering that's how many games they've played.

P.S.- Manny Ramirez runs like my grandmother. God I hate him. Someone just needs to nail him with a pitch tonight.

Really the keys to the game are that both teams should win? Thank you so much for that insight into the minds of these teams Mr. McCarver- Anon

Hi Tim!

And Joe Morgan on the radio said he doesnt think the Red Sox HAVE to win this game. I quote.

"I don't believe this is a must win for the Red Sox. I mean, if they lose they go home, but" I was laughing hysterically.- rs27

Hi Joe!

Cabrera nails a single that Sizemore should have been sent on and I think Cleveland might be kicking themselves after that one. Of course neither Joe nor Tim mention this.

Cleveland ties it on a Double Play ball by Hafner. So instead of 1-0, a runner on first and no one out....you have a 1-0 lead, no one on....2 out.

I think my head may have just exploded after McCarver actually made two rational statements in the same game. First, he correctly used the term "small sample size" to describe Jacoby Ellsbury's success against lefties, then he accurately called out Coco Crisp for taking strike three down the middle. I don't think I'm prepared to live in a world in which Tim McCarver is a savvy baseball broadcaster.

(Via StealthBeagle)

He's batting 2 for 12......million.

Also, if Erin Andrews makes good on her threat to put on Gortex, I'm switching to baseball full-time.- Adam

Please elaborate....I missed that. Also, if I don't really have the time to put everyone's links with their names like usual. Put your website after your next comment so I can add them easier. You don't have to do it everytime....just once. Thanks all.

Still 1-1....Top of the third.

Ken Rosenthal has should be on television like I have herpes....take that as you will.

"Guster on the bump!"- Anon

Great call! I missed it, but I'm happy with that type of lead-in/out.

"Someone in the Charles Schwab ad department must have really liked A Scanner Darkly."- Kyle

Seriously. I hate that type of film....does it even have a name. I propose "sucks".

"Those responsible for offering Torre a deal offered him a deal he COULD refuse...and he did."- Tim McCarver

Godfather? Come on.

"By the way, here is a prediction. Feel free to only use this if I'm correct if you like: given Fox's "subtle as a sledgehammer" musical cues, I predict we will hear one of two songs tonight during or after the 9th--"It Ends Tonight" by All-American Rejects if Cleveland wins or Daughtry's "It's Not Over" if the Sox pull it out. I just wanted to get that on the record early."
(Via StealthBeagle)

Erin (off camera, GAH!) said that it was getting nipply on the field (paraphrased, GAH!), and the impending weather (rain? cold? cold rain? She was off camera, so I was just half listening) could force her to put on a Gortex jacket (but didn't make the requisite Costanza reference).- Adam

I would like video please....you know....for later.

Manny nails a homer which isn't called. David Ortiz scores, and Manny.............Manny's STILL ON FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

"What is Manny Ramirez doing at first base? I ask everybody that!"-Tim McCarver

This is the only time I will ever agree with you Tim. Ever. F'ing loser....he's a waster of money. Look at that replay!

"It seems that the carom of the ball is more important....well obviously more important than where it landed. But the carom shows it didn't get out.....I don't think. The carom goes up....had the carom gone up it skips past the wall it appears to me"- Tim McCarver


WTF?!?!?!?!?! You don't think???? The ball is on the field. It's like he gets 2 seconds into a statement and completely forgets what he's talking about.

"Stuff has been electric here for Beckett in the first inning."- Joe Buck

Joe....ummm it's the third. Make that the fourth.

2-1 Boston after three.

"Screw this game. I'm going to Philawareapragacago"- Joe

Joe wins just for spelling that out.

Lugo and Crisp ruin two "zero out" singles and all of Boston is calling them names right about now. Let's just call them "not good".

Yes, Joe Buck and Tim McCarver suck. They are doing for the ALCS what Jim Nantz and Phil Simms did for the last super bowl.- Anon

Ouch...Although that's very harsh, I'm inclined to agree. Here's the thing. What happens when the World Series is Cleveland-Colorado? How horrible will they be then when they don't have the easy plot lines???

"Just for the record. The guy doing the bump music is a big Widespread Panic fan. Looks for 3 to 4 songs a night. Beats the hell outta Bon Jovi!"- Anon

Amen.

"A little more UNH!!!- Tim McCarver

Never do that again. Ever.

2-1 Indians still and we're halfway. Joe Buck tells us that there's been 7 left on by the Sawx. They really seem to be on the brink of elimination don't they?

"This city all lit up."- Joe Buck

How many times has he said that this Series alone??? Give that up Joe. It just doesn't work.

Whoa....Kenny Lofton and Josh Beckett go at it!!!! What the hell was that even about? FIGHT!!! Get the bugs involved! (Video Shortly if you missed it)

"6 in a row retired by Beckett. Check that - 10 in a row retired by Beckett. Third time's a charm - 9 in a row retired by Beckett."- Tim McCarver
(Via Anon)

"Flipping to USF-Rutgers...am I the first to notice all the officials are using PINK whistles? Breast Cancer Awareness Month goes to the next level...is any other conference/sport doing this? Gotta say that's pretty cool."- Go Camels

"If the Indians end up winning this game, where do you set the over/under for paragraphs in which Simmons rants about Manny's non-homerun? I'll say 3.5.- Joe

I'm setting it at 5,001 words.

"I hate the Pats, but I hope for a couple more wins, just so they can get donkey-stomped by Bill's hated Colts. He, Bish, and J-Bug will commit hara-kiri."- Anon

Tonight's word of the night......HARA KIRI!!!!!!!!! Winnah!

Oh yeah.....it's still 2-1 and if it wasn't for the fake fight this game would be the most boring game I've watched in quite some time. Purveyor of the High Life!!!

Here's Your Josh Beckett-Kenny Lofton Fight Video Enjoy!

Do you think Beckett stiffened up on the bench?- Joe Buck

And I'm calling it a night after Eric Karros calls Julio Lugo....Jose Lugo....during the postgame show. I know it's late Eric, but come on....

7-1 Red Sox.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 7:35 PM

105 Comments:

Gotta think the Sox tonight. Manny luvin' Manny and who cares and all. He'll get two homers and have that big, goofy smile after the game.

Blake said...
Oct 18, 2007, 7:57:00 PM  

My money's on Rutgers. Er, sorry, Red Sox. Beckett's too good.

Kyle said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:06:00 PM  

Cleveland, they'll get it done tonight. It's bad enough the Yanks lost, I don't want to have to see Boston alive any longer.

Dachs said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:09:00 PM  

Did anyone else notice the shape of Matt Holliday's head?

tyduffy said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:11:00 PM  

Who are these pre game idiots? Looks like a local Fox Sports Net production.

I thought NFL countdown was awful, this surpasses it like VGER flying by Pluto. Man, that was awful.

Awful.

hollywood wags said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:16:00 PM  

Somebody needs to remind Kevin Millar that he plays for the Orioles. Boston appreciates the love, but I'm guessing that Baltimore doesn't...

mike said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:17:00 PM  

If the Injuns winning means lil' Billy Simmons cries and rolls on the ground, I'm all for it.

Oh, here comes Fingers McCarver...

hollywood wags said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:19:00 PM  

This is a game where Momentum is the Indian Monster (as opposed to Bucky's green one).
Buck is a true artist in being succinct.
McCarver is way too didactic over nonsensical micro-analysis of "baseball strategy".
The big picture is needed Tim. Go for it.
If the Indians grab a lead, it's over. The Tribe then goes on to defeat the Momentum derailed Rockies.

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:20:00 PM  

I'm pretty sure I just saw the Toxic Avenger looking forlorn in the stands after Matt Grothe's TD run.

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:27:00 PM  

Really the keys to the game are that both teams should win? Thank you so much for that insight into the minds of these teams Mr. McCarver

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:28:00 PM  

Nice of them to tell us that "the Indians will try to finish the job; they do not want to go back to Boston."

Notice Manny did not even clap at the homer? He's either focused or high, or both.

Blue said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:28:00 PM  

Thats nots Becketts ex-wife, just ex girlfriend..

And Joe Morgan on the radio said he doesnt think the Red Sox HAVE to win this game. I quote.

" I don't believe this is a must win for the Red Sox. I mean, if they lose they go home, but"

I was laughing hysterically.

rs27 said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:29:00 PM  

McCarver with some old school piss and vinegar, that's good shit.

Drill 'im. drill 'im right in the nuts.

hollywood wags said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:30:00 PM  

Manny being Manny == fat and slow

hollywood wags said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:32:00 PM  

Maybe Holliday will take the 8 days off to remove the baseball from under his skull.....

Oct 18, 2007, 8:38:00 PM  

McCarver was right: Manny has hit in 15 straight. Previous seasons are taken into account where postseason hitting streaks are concerned.

I don't think it was all postseason games, though - maybe just LCS games.

Oct 18, 2007, 8:39:00 PM  

Maybe Terry Francona should have rested Josh Beckett some more.

hollywood wags said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:39:00 PM  

Another gem from Tim: When Beckett has a good fastball, hitters tend to swing over the breaking ball. Thank god someone explained that to me.

mike said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:41:00 PM  

Damn you OMDQ....first of all that's a dumb stat because Manny went hitless in the last game of the year. McCarver specified nothing....stop helping him with his homework!

Oct 18, 2007, 8:42:00 PM  

Hey, Cleveland rocks, how come Fox hasn't played that song before?

Oh wait.

Dachs said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:44:00 PM  

I can't help it. I just feel bad for the guy sometimes.

Those times are few and far between, mind you.

Oct 18, 2007, 8:44:00 PM  

15 straight post season games of any kind. He tied Pete Rose for longest streak.

Steve said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:46:00 PM  

Fox should hunt for the "next great baseball announcer"...or at least someone tolerable

Oct 18, 2007, 8:47:00 PM  

RE: Adam

The only superhero from New Jersey, you best believe he's sporting Rutgers red for that game.

Kyle said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:50:00 PM  

Coco Crisp's face on MLB Gameday looks like he has liverspots. I really need to clean my laptop screen. Wait...

Kortronovitch said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:53:00 PM  

I really hate the thing where they speed up the highlights, to NOT show us 3 of them instead of just showing one.

Or maybe that was Ray Rice at full speed. I'm not sure.

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:53:00 PM  

Bush league phony accolades from Buck and McCarver with their ass kissing "lots of running by Manny" lines in the first inning
Charley Non-Hustle. The most pathetic dead duck on that play at the plate. Was he moving in reverse?

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:55:00 PM  

Matt Grothe is a beast. Coco Crisp, not so much.

Kyle said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:57:00 PM  

Well, obviously he didn't want to slide on a high throw. Otherwise, he might have scored. Oh, wait...

mike said...
Oct 18, 2007, 8:57:00 PM  

If Sabathia was white with a drinking problem, would he have a cool nickname like Boomer?

Also, if Erin Andrews makes good on her threat to put on Gortex, I'm switching to baseball full-time.

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:00:00 PM  

Who got Tim all fired up? That's the third time he's encouraged throwing at the batter ...

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:03:00 PM  

Yep, if the mongoloid Rutgers students can suffer wearing short sleeves, you can make it without putting on a parka, Erin.

Kyle said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:03:00 PM  

@ Anon: Maybe he got some of Josh Beckett's Ex, too, and it's brought back a bunch of bad memories.

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:05:00 PM  

FrankTV and Dane Cook have been getting the majority of the postseason hate, but I am SICK of this Avis commercial with "Total Eclipse of the Heart."

Kyle said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:09:00 PM  

Guster on the bump!

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:11:00 PM  

I hate the "Talk to Chuck" commercial, where they cartoon-ize the people. Why should Chuck's ability to make people look cartoony make me want to go there more than, oh, let's say people.

Was it to save on makeup costs? Or get the Pock-Marked Actors of America Union to use Chuck as their fund manager? I need answers.

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:11:00 PM  

Someone in the Charles Schwab ad department must have really liked A Scanner Darkly.

Kyle said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:12:00 PM  

Did Tim McCarver seriously just use a Godfather quote???

Kyle said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:13:00 PM  

Tim: "Those responsible for offering Torre a deal offered him a deal he COULD refuse...and he did."

More insight from the genius McCarver.

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:14:00 PM  

Who had the Top of the 3rd in the "When will the announcers start talking about the Yankees and ignore the game" pool?

mike said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:14:00 PM  

Erin (off camera, GAH!) said that it was getting nipply on the field (paraphrased, GAH!), and the impending weather (rain? cold? cold rain? She was off camera, so I was just half listening) could force her to put on a Gortex jacket (but didn't make the requisite Costanza reference).

Rosenthal: Everyone in baseball knows that the post season has an element of luck.

REALLY Kenny? REALLY?

Oh, and I'm glad you said only once, cause it would triple my post-time to put http://ifyouwannacrownemthencrowntheirass.blogspot.com every few minutes.

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:17:00 PM  

I've been going back and forth between this game and Rutgers-USF. Has FOX played "Cleveland Rocks" yet? StealthBeagle's post had me wondering about that network's oh-so witty music choices.

Kyle said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:21:00 PM  

No Tim, the big question is why is Manny Ramirez frantically calling timeout?

Dachs said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:21:00 PM  

He's almost coining a new phrase. Instead of the walk-off homerun, it's the walk out homerun.
Walk-out-of-the-box homerun."

Someone kill Tim McCarver

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:22:00 PM  

The correct question was:

"How many times has FOX played 'Cleveland Rocks' so far tonight?"

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:22:00 PM  

Yup, that proves it. Manny is high. WTF? And if those announcers can't see that the ball clearly did NOT disappear behind the yellow line, they, too, are high. Def not Hi-Def, though.

blake said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:25:00 PM  

On the positive commercials: The Miller High Life commercials almost make me wanna drink some as a reward for the ad agency.

But then, my liver kicks me in the kidneys.

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:27:00 PM  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on2REm4O_yE

Yup...pretty much sums it up.

joe said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:28:00 PM  

Why are they talking about Manny's arm strength, instead of his need for a walker?

I mean, if Forrest Gump can figure out to run, why can't Manny? Are we to be under the assumption that Manny's dumber than Gump?

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:31:00 PM  

Screw this game. I'm going to Philawareapragacago

joe said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:36:00 PM  

So Tim McCarver is more upset about a major leaguer who doesn't run out a fly ball than he is about one who can't get a bunt down. Give me $750K a year and I'll get a bunt down for you.

joe said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:43:00 PM  

Is that CC Sabathia, or Doug Davis?

I recognize the left-handedness, but the whole letting-the-first-two-men-on thing and then giving up no runs that's kinda DD territory.

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:44:00 PM  

Hell, Joe. Give me the MLB per-diem and I'll bunt it with my head.

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:44:00 PM  

It's funny how Joe Dirt, I mean Buck, and that old dude who can not speak, I mean Tim McCarver are more concerned with Manny not being on second, then the ball that went over the wall and bounced back on the field. These two are garbage, Fox Sports sucks, and these two are absolutely awful. They ruin any good game on TV.

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:45:00 PM  

I missed the Guster bump, but I swear Guster was used in the outro bump of a MNF game a couple weeks ago.

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:47:00 PM  

Is McCarver going to admit that that was a homerun? No?

Christopher said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:47:00 PM  

Give me what Coco Crisp is making and I'll rip off my left arm and bunt it with that.

Joe said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:48:00 PM  

Yes, Joe Buck and Tim McCarver suck. They are doing for the ALCS what Jim Nantz and Phil Simms did for the last super bowl.

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:49:00 PM  

Just for the record. The guy doing the bump music is a big Widespread Panic fan. Looks for 3 to 4 songs a night.
beats the hell outta Bon Jovi!

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:51:00 PM  

"it's still 2-1, thanks to Josh Beckett"

Sam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:54:00 PM  

Credit where it's due: McCarver was Remy-esque in his prediction that Ortiz would hit to left. Kudos.

mike said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:54:00 PM  

I now know who Tim McCarver reminds me of: Grandpa Simpson during one of his stories involving the words "aught", "custom of the time", or "the Kaiser"

Trot Nixon's Hat said...
Oct 18, 2007, 9:56:00 PM  

Craig James just said that of all the games after tonight, South Florida should worry the most about their game at Syracuse.

No wonder this idiot voted Kentucky 24th.

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:10:00 PM  

Just wondering - if it is Cleveland and Colorado, how many times will we hear 1) Cleveland Rocks, and 2) Rocky Mountain High?

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:10:00 PM  

Lofton v. Beckett...give me Gramps

Joe said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:13:00 PM  

6 in a row retired by Beckett.
Check that - 10 in a row retired by Beckett.
Third time's a charm - 9 in a row retired by Beckett.

Tim

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:16:00 PM  

Flipping to USF-Rutgers...am I the first to notice all the officials are using PINK whistles? Breast Cancer Awareness Month goes to the next level...is any other conference/sport doing this? Gotta say that's pretty cool.

GoCamels said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:18:00 PM  

I thought Simmons was the only screeching bitch in the Red Sox Nation. I guess Beckett proved me wrong. Lofton should've slapped his ass.

the orginal PM said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:18:00 PM  

Find me one Red Sox fan who ISN'T a screeching bitch, and I'll give you a 100 calorie Chips Ahoy! Crisps pack.

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:20:00 PM  

Was that the Jurassic Park theme going out to commercial after the fifth inning?!

That music, you'd think somebody just won the Special Olympics.

Tom said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:22:00 PM  

As a Cub fan, I exude hatred for Beckett and his perfectly coiffed "chunt." That's right, the strip of hair down the middle of the chin is a "chunt." Please don't make me explain that...

el orgullo PM said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:22:00 PM  

And a blocked field goal by Rutgers makes EDSBS prophetic. 20-17 Rutgers, if you're interested.

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:22:00 PM  

Erin Andrews is a Red Sox fan and is not a screeching bitch...where's my cookie?

joe said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:23:00 PM  

trot nixon's hat... couldn't agree more.

"...and that mule went on to save spring break."

Tom said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:23:00 PM  

@ adam,

Touche.

the original pm said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:23:00 PM  

Joe... you don't know her like I do.

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:25:00 PM  

If Gary Cederstrom comes to a sudden halt, Joe Buck's head is going straight up his ass. At least squelch the slurping sounds.

the original pm said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:26:00 PM  

Adam, if only I did...if only I did.

joe said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:27:00 PM  

gocamels - MLB has used pink bats in the past, possibly on Mother's Day?

Extra P. said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:28:00 PM  

If the Indians end up winning this game, where do you set the over/under for paragraphs in which Simmons rants about Manny's non-homerun? I'll say 3.5.

joe said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:28:00 PM  

C.C. > Red Sox

the original pm said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:29:00 PM  

@Joe: Paragraphs or columns?

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:31:00 PM  

USF-Rutgers... A successful fake punt AND a successful fake FG for a touchdown in the SAME GAME? Has this ever happened before??

mike said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:32:00 PM  

@ joe:

If they lose, it's guaranteed a whole column.

the original pm said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:33:00 PM  

Paragraphs. He'll dwell on it for awhile, but then start raving about Brady and the Pats and forget all about the Sawx.

joe said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:33:00 PM  

When Brady and the Pats get upset by the 'Phins (they always get up for the vs. an undefeated games....) we'll be treated to an unprecedented Simmons queef-fest.

the original pm said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:35:00 PM  

University of South Florida's "Famous Alumni" are Tony LaRussa and... Gallagher? Really? The second-most famous person to graduate from your school is Gallagher?

mike said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:39:00 PM  

I hate the Pats, but I hope for a couple more wins, just so they can get donkey-stomped by Bill's hated Colts. He, Bish, and J-Bug will commit hara-kiri.

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:40:00 PM  

Any idea what Beckett said to Lofton after that pitch?

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 10:52:00 PM  

Nope...got the umpire mic'd up coming shortly but you still don't hear anything. Although I don't think Kenny would say, "Fuck you mother fucker" (lip reading)....if it wasn't warranted.

Oct 18, 2007, 10:56:00 PM  

Yea, I agree... From the audio I heard it only seemed like he said one word, maybe two. I noticed earlier in the game the Beckett said something to him when they were passing each other at the end of the inning. Beckett put his glove over his mouth and looked right at him so... who knows...

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:01:00 PM  

Beckett gets the error on Lofton up the middle.

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:11:00 PM  

Well, USF has to be feeling good knowing that they are 97 yards from the endzone, and have Shanky McShankerson ready to not tie the game.

edit: 70ish yards

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:15:00 PM  

James on Rice's fumble: "...he got the helmet right on the leather."

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:20:00 PM  

anyone see Buck on PTI the other day? I thought he was pretty damn funny. Why does he sound like such a droid during the actual telecasts?

dummy said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:29:00 PM  

What the hell is the deal with the "Transformers" logo swishing around on the replay? Go FOX, go. Oh well, I guess it's better than a spinning Viagra pill.

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:30:00 PM  

Maybe he and Tirico could change places?

Adam said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:31:00 PM  

I was thinking more like him and Kornhole...

dummy said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:32:00 PM  

but for baseball, yea, that would work as well

dummy said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:33:00 PM  

Looks like both teams are about to pick up some extra frequent flyer miles....

Anonymous said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:33:00 PM  

and the Rockies will have to wait until after the Superbowl to play again

dummy said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:35:00 PM  

Rutgers is gonna win

dummy said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:36:00 PM  

Do the Sox have no 8th inning pitchers? Up 6 and still pitching? They might need him for game 7...why make him pitch more than he has to?

dummy said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:40:00 PM  

This game is as exciting as paraplegic intercourse. Adios. Sox suck. Both colors.

the original pm said...
Oct 18, 2007, 11:57:00 PM  

He's fun to watch if you like to watch men in tights dancing...

dummy said...
Oct 19, 2007, 12:02:00 AM  

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