Monday, September 10, 2007
I've picked on Olbermann enough the past two NBC games....let's move onto someone else. Umm Tiki you're not ON the Giants anymore friend....
Our, Us, We? It's one of my pet peeves when fans talk like that, but an analyst talking that way is just ridiculous. Remember this is the team you've been trashing for the past two months too Tiki. Good lord he is dreadful.
And Spinning Class? I would love to be a fly on the wall in that gym. Al and Tiki just sweating to the oldies. Good times.
Here's The Rest Of Your Sunday In Quotes:
"In his seventeenth season which means he's probably on the seventeenth hole."- Chris Berman introducing Chris Mortensen
Emmitt Smith had to of called Tank Johnson, Tank Williams about 17 times.
“If that had been perfect it would have been a completition”- Dan Dierdorf, Wouldn't they all be Dan?
"James Jones has great hands at the point of the catch."- Daryl Johnston
Kevin Harlan: "Hines Ward always lines up outside in a 4 receiver set." This contradicts the previous series when he noted Hines was in the slot in a 4 receiver set. Wonder if he's listening to himself.
“Jay Feely to kick the Field Goal…..What a good FEELing.”- Greg Gumbel
Just wanted to send in a comment I heard during a game on Sunday. During
the Browns-Steelers game, Rich Gannon dropped this little diddy about Browns
Defensive Coordinator Todd Grantham's intensity....
"He'll go into the locker room, he's gonna choke somebody."- Rich Gannon
“This is going to be a red-shirt year for Jamarcus Russell”- JC Pearson, Umm that analogy would work if there were years of eligibility in the pros.
“About LT’s lack of production he attributes it to the Bears stuffing the box.”- Pam Oliver
“We’ve got all the action and emotion you can have with a 3-0 game”- Joe Buck, Smugness personified
Dick Stockton mispronounced several names - even calling the Buccaneers coach "Josh Gruden" at one point. "Baldie" doesn't even merit any criticism. REALLY disappointing!-
....and my personal favorite taken down verbatim (I had to rewind the TIVO 7 times)....
“I was just going to say that with the tightness that’s a cramp. That’s what we talked about you know dehydration and we were just talking about this and you know dehydration and you get dehydrated and you get cramps.”- John Madden
“Very infrequently will you see the KICKER dehydrated.”- Al Michaels
“You know sometimes they warm up so much and kick so many balls into the net they have these little drills they do……they just hyperventilate themselves.”- John Madden
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