Monday Night Football Live-Blog: Titans vs. Saints 2nd Quarter

Monday, September 24, 2007


"Trying to spark his team in his own territory, against the team that has run up the field against them so far for the entire 1st quarter."- Tony K.
"That's exactly why you need to do it....to get the crowd in the game."- Jaws
"He didn't do it. Crowd out of the game."- Tony
"You have access to the results."- Jaws
"That's why I'm a sportswriter and you're a quarterback."- Tony

Uh oh......here we go. Tony actually makes a great point for once and Jaws fights him and loses. Just lose all credibility tonight Ron...I'm looking forward to it.

Huge pass by VY to Brandon Jones! Titans are shocking the Saints who look like they're stuck in mud for about the third game of the season. Horrible tackling seems to be the Saints' M.O.

10-0 Titans.


"Kevin Mawae is like a seeing eye dog for Vince Young"- Tony Kornheiser (Via Matthew), Just a horrible quote.

"Tony: They're not supposed to score, they're not supposed to throw and score...how the hell do you want them to score you bald-headed prick?"- Dr. C

Ugh.

"lmao at them coming back from commercial and then after showing an Extra point going back too Commercial"- Anon

Double Ugh. I hate this practice. It's like the kinda hot nerdy girl that would c-tease you throughout highschool. I hated that girl.

9:33- A nothing screen goes to Bush and he's useless at this point.

Hey a first down for the Saints! Brees to Colston!!!! They follow up with a run that is blown up by Haynesworth.

"He's a plugger!"- Jaws

Ewwww.

A holding penalty on the Saints has them going backwards. Saints fans look depressed......AND A PICK BY KEITH BULLUCK!!!!!!!!

Awful throw by Brees.....

AND A PICK BY NEW ORLEANS ON THE PLAY ACTION!!!!!!!!!! Now we're cooking. Turnovers are exciting!

9:41- Hey Jason David got the pick....good for him. Seriously Saints.....STOP RUNNING UP THE MIDDLE!!! When did Payton go from coach of the year to Joe Gibbs?

3rd and short for the Saints and a timeout.

"I think Young should get a tatoo that says, "Wonderlic"- Dummy

Hahahaha.....that's funny. I don't care who you are.

"The Saints make there first big defensive play of the year"- Mike Tirico, I guess there fumble recovery on opening night was not big (Via Anon)

Nope...a play does not count until it's completed on Monday Night Football.

3rd and 3 and Brees hits Moore for a first on a pretty crappy play, and the Titans should challenge that one. No dice.

......Wait.......did Suzy Kolber just do a report on FEMA?!?!?! Come on ESPN. They also completely miss a McAllister injury because they've gone to their 14th sideline report of the night.

Here come the boooooooos.

9:55- Sorry about the delay....had a little bit of internet issues but we're good.

Oh and Anon....I got a good photo of Ms. Rebuilding for you. Stick around for the third quarter!

"Perhaps what Reggie Bush needs is Kim Kardashian tied naked (drooling on myself) to the goal post to get to the endzone."- Matthew

Ummm.....maybe?

9:59- Great catch by Moore....one handed grab. They go back to him on second down and Moore is just assaulted on 2nd down. 3rd down and 5 from inside the 10.....

Oh man Brees' head almost came off on that one. Personal foul and the Saints get the ball on the 5. 1st and goal.

TOUCHDOWN REGGIE BUSH!

No....no touchdown. He had that all the way. Challenge.

"MY PREZENT TO YOU......REGGGGGIE BUSH!"

Mike Tirico talks completely over the ref's replay call. 2nd and goal.

Too easy on the out to Bush..........DROPS IT!!!! Oh wow! Just a horrible drop. Give it to him again!

TOUCHDOWN SAINTS! Reggie Bush just outran everyone to the corner and we've got ourselves a game (albeit a crappy one)

It sounded like Tirico was going too have a Hard attack when Bush dived in for that "IS HE IN !!!" he wanted that too be a TD So bad.- Anon

Seriously.....I actually found myself rooting for Bush to get in though. Or was it getting in the Bush? I'm confused.

Hey....a Kerry Collins sighting! VY's wrist is banged up and all of sudden the Saints have a chance. Michele Tafoya goes crazy on a report that Vince Young is dehydrated. Aren't most NFL players a bit dehydrated during a game?

"Suzy has a guest."- Tirico

It's Archie Manning. Whoopedy Doo! At least he's talking about New Orleans and not his sons for once.

10-7 Titans At the half. I'll see you in a new thread after the break!

44 Comments:

BTW...How 'bout dem Cowboys? (Sorry, just had to throw a little love towards my boys.)

dummy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:23:00 PM  

Tony: They're not supposed to score, they're not supposed to throw and score...how the hell do you want them to score you bald-headed prick?

Dr. C said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:23:00 PM  

lmao at them coming back from commercial and then after showing an Extra point going back too Commercial

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:25:00 PM  

Maybe a tropical storm hitting New Orleans will kick start the Saints because it's obvious Sean Payton can't do it.

Matthew said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:29:00 PM  

Jeezis, Kornheiser is such an effete ass.

Anomaly...the Aints.

Wow, he am smart, me am toopid!

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:31:00 PM  

That was a worse pass than Rex's interception last night...ditto for Young's interception.

dummy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:31:00 PM  

over-under on how many times the 'aints are referenced by the end of the game...so far I've counted two at this point...I'll set it 6, 5 of those being kornheiser

Dr. C said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:32:00 PM  

I think Young should get a tatoo that says, "Wonderlic"

Dummy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:33:00 PM  

We go from a DC liberal pantywaist twat like Korny to commercials for big brawny GMC trucks.

ESPN's continuing to cause cognitive dissonance...

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:33:00 PM  

Apparently, Drew and Vince started each others' defenses on their fantasy teams this week.

Oilcanboyd said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:34:00 PM  

'' The Saints make there first big defensive play of the year '' - Tirico. I guess there fumble recovery on opening night was not big

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:34:00 PM  

ESPNM should have those three morons broadcast the game from the cab of a big brawny GMC truck.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:36:00 PM  

Whomever put the over/under for Katrina references at 12 might have set the bar too low...I think I'll take the over.

dummy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:37:00 PM  

Katrina has just what to do with football?

Jeezis H Christ. Hank Stram is turning over in his grave.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:37:00 PM  

Is this an effing sociological discussion or a gee dee football game? Shut the eff up about Kathrina gee damnit!

dummy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:39:00 PM  

Kolber is reporting on FEMA?

My God...she'll finish this thought after this play.

Great.

Sooooo...was she lying when she said they would keep it to football?

Good Christ.

Thanks for that perspective Suzee. Let's ignore the football game some more.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:39:00 PM  

Anyone see the blonde wearing the building together t-shirt? holy cow

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:40:00 PM  

Suzy: "The average person cant put together what a billion dollars is". Sure I can, it's the New York Yankees payroll 2002-2007

Dr. C said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:40:00 PM  

Maybe FEMA could come down to the Superdome and extract that infected wart Kornheiser from the booth.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:41:00 PM  

lmao hollywood...

dummy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:42:00 PM  

*attention all viewers*-the MNF game as been preempted by "The State of New Orleans post Katrina" I now present Suzy Kolber.

Matthew said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:42:00 PM  

make that 3 now thanks to the video graphic..the over is looking good

Dr. C said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:42:00 PM  

Ahh, finally a mention of McAllister getting injured.

Probably, tirico?

What the hell are those two jackasses doing down on the field?

LMAO

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:43:00 PM  

'' Heres the thing i was talking about with the Aint's during the 80's '' TK. He has only mentioned them about 12 times during this broadcast

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:44:00 PM  

HERE GOES REGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!...8 yard gain.

Matthew said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:46:00 PM  

so the only award the saints had was drew brees winning the man of the year award?

Dr. C said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:47:00 PM  

Wow, I didn't know about that whole burial thing...that's effing creepy.

dummy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:48:00 PM  

Big slow white guy catches Reggie.

He's a fuckin football jesus that Reggie Bush.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:48:00 PM  

Perhaps what Reggie Bush needs is Kim Kardashian tied naked (drooling on myself) to the goal post to get to the endzone.

Matthew said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:50:00 PM  

Finally Kornhole asked a legitmate question..."Is Reggie Bush overrated?"

dummy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:52:00 PM  

Hey Korny, you know WHY Bush is over-rated?

Christ almighty, what a jackass.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:52:00 PM  

Oh great, Tony & Mike doing PTI. Anybody know what else is on during halftime?

Bobert said...
Sep 24, 2007, 9:56:00 PM  

WTF do they have to go to a commercial during the replay?

dummy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:00:00 PM  

I am thinking Jaws is dumber, or more devoted to spewing bullshit, than Joe T was.

Soooo, his knee wasn't down, but when it DID come down, where was the ball?

What a big dumb Polack awful QB disappointment Jaws is.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:00:00 PM  

It sounded like Tirico was going too have a Hard attack when Bush dived in for that '' IS HE IN !!! '' he wanted that too be a TD So bad

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:01:00 PM  

IS it sinking in to Korny yet why Bush is perhaps, a little over-rated?

That PR machine ESPN commercial just on the tube devoted to creating a mystique about Bush had nothing to do with it Korny, nothing at all.

I hate stupid people.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:02:00 PM  

Kerry Collins: "Wait, I'm really going in the game? I thought that was the booze telling me I could play"

Dr. C said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:05:00 PM  

They completely missed the Young injury.

Why bother putting those two annoying twats on the field if they can't pay attention to the frickin game.

Oh, but Suzzee Creamcheeze is so successful, mega successful.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:05:00 PM  

they just had 3 sideline reports in a span of about IDK - 2 Minutes

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:06:00 PM  

Kerry Young was busy picking chunks of puke from his beard.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:06:00 PM  

Wow Berman, you say Farve can throw the slant really well? The best in the NFL?

You can really run a thought into the ground.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:10:00 PM  

best quote during PTI halftime segment

" "

[10 seconds of awkward silence]

LeeZy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:16:00 PM  

"Just make sure you're not scantily clad, Tony." - SS; Best line of the night, by far and away.

dummy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:17:00 PM  

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Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:20:00 PM  

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