Monday Night Football Live-Blog: Titans vs. Saints 3rd Quarter

Monday, September 24, 2007



Bear with me Anon....the picture of your girl is coming. I promise. I don't think she's as initially as hot as you thought, but she is sure endowed.

That PTI Halftime segment might not work when the volume in the stadium is at about 140 decibels.

10:29- Wow.....a handoff to Bush, back to Brees and the Titans were not fooled at all.

And another play where Brees is pressured and he is just begging for at least two seconds to throw the damn ball. AND AGAIN! They Titans and Haynesworth are in his face again! I feel like I'm watching the Texans and David Carr.

"They just had 3 sideline reports in a span of about IDK - 2 Minutes"- Anon

That was like a free-for-all....how many can we get during this game?

Best quote during PTI halftime segment
" " [10 seconds of awkward silence]
(Via Leezy)

"Just make sure you're not scantily clad, Tony." - SS; Best line of the night, by far and away.- Dummy
How does an IV help a strained wrist? I'm trying to figure that one out.

"Brilliant reporting Tafoya. You went to some college huh?"- Hollywood Wags

You folks are a tour-de-force. Just aces you are. And Anon....I promise the picture of your girl is coming.

10:37- Stecker gets a carry for nothing, and it looks like Deuce is out for good. Hey someone other than Colston gets a catch as Terrance "Throwing" Copper (if you get that reference you get a cookie) pulls one down.

Hey Devery Henderson catches one!!!!!!!!! Now the Saints are playing! Brees INT in 5, 4, 3,.....

God...you wait all game for Reggie to do something....you think he's overrated and then bam! He's still overrated, but he has one great play.

"Week 6 - MNF Is going too be a Barn Burner, Giants at Falcons"- Anon

Dammit Anon!!! We're taking this one game at a time!!! ONE GAME AT A TIME!!!

"He's is at his best when his back foot hits the turf and the ball comes."- Jaws, NO SHIT! Really?????

"Does that make this the rhythm of the Saints as Paul Simon would say?"- Tony Kornheiser

Oh shut the F up. The Saints are driving you douche....be quiet.

TOUCHDOWN REGGIE BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

14-10 Saints


10:45- More Foo Fighters after a great return by the rookie Griffin from Texas and the Titans are in business.

Michele Tafoya makes a joke about Grey Anatomy and I throw up in my mouth.

Fujita nails Chris Brown out of the backfield on 2nd down and it's 3rd and 4. Lendale White just plows through Saints for the first down.

10:53-

"I want to play doctor tonight too."- Ron Jaworski
"Only Michele can play doctor on Mondays."- Tony Kornheiser

Great play by Young to get it to Moulds at the one.

"Eric Moulds wears 83 because he is in fact 83 years old at this point."- Tony Kornheiser, Hahaha....kinda funny.

TOUCHDOWN TITANS!!!!!!! LENDALE WHITE THE FATTY SLAMS IT IN!

17-14 Titans


Meet me in another thread for the 4th....put your 4's up!

27 Comments:

That PTI Segment at the Half had some of the most awkward pauses ive seen all year

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:21:00 PM  

Three plays, 25 seconds...that's a great ratio.

dummy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:25:00 PM  

It's somehow worse to look at Korny when he isn't talking...

You aren't distracted at all by the insane shit he says, so you start to notice the beady eyes, weird hair, dumb mopey look, completely unathletic appearance...

A miserable son of a bitch.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:26:00 PM  

I'd rather scratch my onion bag and sniff my hand than watch women sports.

dummy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:27:00 PM  

Mike Tirico is too polished and professional he needs to have more fun with TK and Jaws.

Matthew said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:28:00 PM  

Huuuh HAHHAAAHAHAA HAR HAR HAR

Huu huhuuhuhuh HAR HAR

Huuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:29:00 PM  

Vince Young's nose just jumped through my tv and swallowed me whole.

Matthew said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:29:00 PM  

I have McCallister in my fantasy league, I'm screwed.

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:29:00 PM  

How does an IV help a strained wrist? I'm trying to figure that one out.

Brilliant reporting Tafoya. You went to some college huh?

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:30:00 PM  

Is USC on EVERY ABC Saturday Night game?

Michael said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:31:00 PM  

Week 6 - MNF Is going too be a Barn Burner, Giants at Falcons

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:33:00 PM  

If mildew were ever to take human form, it would look just like Tony Korny.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:35:00 PM  

WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE ESPN PERSON YELL SO FUCKING MUCH!!?!?!?!

SO MUCH YELLLINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:38:00 PM  

Tafoya is up for a part on Grey's Anatomy. Damn, now she'll ruin that show too!

Michael said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:45:00 PM  

Vince young missed 2 series - THE MADDEN CURSE REALLY DOES EXIST

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:45:00 PM  

Yea, Michelle, grey-haired anatomy.

dummy said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:45:00 PM  

"Hey someone other than Colston gets a catch as Terrance "Throwing" Copper (if you get that reference you get a cookie) pulls one down."

Wow, a Live reference. Good work, AA.

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:45:00 PM  

Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win another game!

Jim Mora said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:46:00 PM  

Did TK just tell Jaws he can play doctor on Tuesdays?! No wonder TK is never on PTI on Tuesdays.

Matthew said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:50:00 PM  

Tony: only Michelle can be the doctor on mondays, you can be the doctor on tuesdays...what the hell is he talking about? I'm the doctor, damnit!

Dr. C said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:50:00 PM  

Not a good night for any of these people. Mike Carey is having a better game announcing.

B-Sells said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:50:00 PM  

Mike: We'll take a look at the replay.

ESPN then goes to a commercial

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:51:00 PM  

Doc, what's your diagnosis on what's wrong with Tony Korny?

Scabies? Slime mold infection? Lead poisoning?

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:52:00 PM  

Mike Tirico with the background of Eric Moulds.

Thanks Mike!

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:54:00 PM  

I love Len-Whale White

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:55:00 PM  

Hollywood, T.K. is suffering from exhaustion much like the asian guy who died playing internet games in china for 3 days straight...look at the symptoms: he's imaging espn co-workers are doctors, he's not able to speak on a consistent basis during breaks, it's obvious...he needs to stop applying for free samples of propecia, my office kicked him out 2 years ago

Dr. C said...
Sep 24, 2007, 10:59:00 PM  

LOL

I've heard of this syndrome. It's called Premature Whiny Old Jewish Man syndrome brought on by severe exhaustion and poor diet.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 24, 2007, 11:04:00 PM  

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