Monday Night Football Live-Blog: Arizona vs. San Fran 1st Quarter

Monday, September 10, 2007

We're live from newly named Bill Walsh field, and my hands are about to fall off.....hope you can stick around for at least the first half.

10:31- Mike, Mike and Mike are live and in-person (I think) in San Francisco.

The 9ers punt it away and it will be Leinart and the Cards' ball when we come back.

"I'll make the first "Who's got the number of a good divorce attorney?" joke of the 2nd game."- Jeremy

Huzzah!

LEINART IS PICKED!!!!!!!!!!! Walt Harris gets the INT (ex Redskin BTW)

9ers Ball.....1st and Goal

What the hell did Ditka just say??? I honestly didn't understand a word of that.

Touchdown Gore! 7-0 Niners. That was quick.

"What's the over/under on number of plugs for the (god awful) radio show? I say 46. "- Odessa Steps

OVER!

10:43- I'm with everyone in the comments.....ESPN if you're reading this.....we can't hear them at all.

Fumble by James! The Cards somehow get it back. Seriously......someone please tell me what in the hell Ditka is mumbling about!!!!!

Leinart passes to no one in particular and the Cards are punting. Buzzsawarific!!!

"Quick hit: Theismann or Greeny. Seriously."- Bstone

Death. Seriously though??? F me.....I'll tell you after the game, but it could very easily be Theeeeezman.

10:50- Gore on the screen and that was too easy.

"Right now they look a little discombobulated out there....the Cards."- Mike Ditka, Whoa.....big words!

BONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

"She thought about changing her name to Mike for the occassion."- Greenberg
"We'll just go with Micah."- Bernstein

HOLY CRAP! Ditka just freaked out with Adrian Wilson blitzing. His voice cracked like a teenage boy.

10:57- Leinart does nothing again and the Cards punt, but a roughing the passer penalty is called on P-Diddy.

7-0 at the end of the first.....wow that was a quick quarter.....see you in a new thread.

44 Comments:

Is Greenberg doing the game from inside a saltine box?

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:32:00 PM  

I'll make the first "Who's got the number of a good divorce attorney?" joke of the 2nd game.

Jeremy said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:33:00 PM  

"The 9ers punt it away and it will be Leinart and the Cards' ball when we come back."

That's "Glamour Boy Matt Leinart," AA

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:34:00 PM  

what's the over/under on number of plugs for the (god awful) radio show?

I say 46.

odessasteps said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:35:00 PM  

Matt, unlike Paris Hilton, its not easy to fit that thing in there.

Oilcanboyd said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:35:00 PM  

Uh oh, the 80 million dollar man picked off!

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:35:00 PM  

I can't understand a freakin' word they're saying.

Matt said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:36:00 PM  

Dikta is not speaking in complete sentences.

I love the guy. My Dad was a EX with him at Pitt.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:36:00 PM  

greenberg sounds like the "boom goes the dynamite" kid, he's really overmatched trying to do an NFL game

Sam said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:36:00 PM  

Oh well. Maybe John David Booty will live up to the ESPN Hype.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:37:00 PM  

Jesus, I can't hear Greenberg or understand Ditka. Wow, this sucks.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:38:00 PM  

Jesus, I can't hear Greenberg or understand Ditka. Wow, this sucks.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:38:00 PM  

I can hear Kiper saying "Josh David Booty" already, over and over again for an entire weekend.

Just like he did with Kyle Boller.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:39:00 PM  

I'd much rather listen to Mike Gottfried and Pam Ward stumble through this game than listen to Mike Greenberg's voice that only dogs can hear.

dollar said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:39:00 PM  

Maybe Matt Leinart's arm is sore from throwing all of those Cardinals blankets from the NFL.com Store warehouse.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:39:00 PM  

Greenie doesn't know it, but he's a pioneer. He's paving the way for women to join the booth in calling professional football games. Kolber's got more bass in her voice than that high pitched, whiny metrosexual. I hope Tafoya and Kolber are at least getting paid more to work the sidelines of the "A" game.

The HCIC said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:41:00 PM  

Quick hit: Theismann or Greeny.

Seriously.

Bstone said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:41:00 PM  

I wonder they purposefully gave Greenberg the game in SF to do.

just saying.

odessasteps said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:42:00 PM  

Ditka, Ditka, Ditka.

Didn't Bryant Young play with Hacksaw Reynolds and Fred Dean?

Charles Haley?

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:42:00 PM  

I just realized. ESPN had a Michigan Homer in the first game. So ESPN needed a Notre Dame Homer in the second.

It's ESPN's version of "Fair and Balanced."

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:43:00 PM  

He sounds like Marv Albert, if Marv's head was shrunken down to a third of it's normal size.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:44:00 PM  

"Didn't Bryant Young play with Hacksaw Reynolds and Fred Dean?

Charles Haley?"

No. Bob St. Clair

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:44:00 PM  

"you gotta get their nose in the butt?"

What?

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:45:00 PM  

Greenberg wants to play two hand touch football with Dan Bunz.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:46:00 PM  

That might get him "discombobulated"

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:48:00 PM  

"classic Frank Gore" - Greeny
Frank Gore is 24 years old.

"she thought of changing her name to Mike for the night" - Greeny on Bernstein, how clever.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:48:00 PM  

Normally, the color analysts aren't supposed to speak over the play-by-play guy in the middle of play. But tonight I don't mind.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:49:00 PM  

You know, when Bonnie Bernstein is far and away the most talented member of your announcing team, you might want to pack it in and call it a career.

Sep 10, 2007, 10:50:00 PM  

"Steve Breaston went to Michigan."

--Mike Tirico

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:50:00 PM  

Is the person responsible for the sound mix an 83 year old Grandmother?

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:51:00 PM  

Greenberg makes Bryant Gumbel sound like John Facenda

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:52:00 PM  

"He's voice cracked like a teenage boy."

Is it getting past your bedtime?

Jeremy said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:52:00 PM  

Hell, he makes Pam Ward sound like (pre-"retirement") Keith Jackson

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:54:00 PM  

The Cards of 2007 look like that Cards of 2006.

The stench of Denny Green is all over this team.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:55:00 PM  

"There may have been better (college football) quarterbacks in the history of the sport (than Matt Leinart)."

Yeah. I can a couple dozen.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:56:00 PM  

What is worse so far...Greeny or Leinert?

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 10:57:00 PM  

Did Ditka just say that you want your best tackle on the right side because you run to that side?

Huh?????????????????????????

I know 31 NFL teams that would disagree with him.

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 11:00:00 PM  

Leinart, because he's trying.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 11:01:00 PM  

rarified???????

Anonymous said...
Sep 10, 2007, 11:03:00 PM  

forte

hollywood wags said...
Sep 10, 2007, 11:05:00 PM  

my ears are bleeding

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