Jokes About Bodily Functions Are Not As Funny As Jokes About Body Parts, But I'll Take It

Sunday, September 16, 2007

(posted by OMDQ)

It's always a sad day when Chien-Ming Wang pitches and the best headline anyone can come up with is, "Beckett wins 19th as BoSox pound Yankees". If only the headline writers had a sense of humor.

Or maybe they do. Consider this beauty about the New England Patriots defensive coordinator in charge of preparing a game plan to contain LaDainian Tomlinson and the rest of the San Diego Chargers offense:

Pees ready for test

Not the greatest use of juvenile humor ever, but at least they appear to be trying on this one. (Perfection? It woudn't quite work because of the positions of all involved, but it couldn't possibly get better than "Merriman ready for Pees test".) The guy who wrote the Beckett headline could learn a thing or two.

Photo: Ultimate Yankees


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