Forget David Stern, Simmons Pulls His Best Podcast Guest Ever

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Screw Jimmy Kimmel. Forget Adam Corolla. Who's Sugar Ray Leonard? I've never even heard of this Tony guy.....Tony Stewart? They're all garbage compared to Bill's latest guest on his BS Podcast (that's the title, I'm not calling it that).

That's right.......the two most searched individuals on AA have been united!


Erin Andrews is on Bill Simmons' latest Podcast installment, and there has to be what seems like an hour and thirty minutes of EA Goodness. There's nothing really shocking in the interview, so I've broken out the important parts for you.

Here's what I/we learned....

-Red Sox Fan
-Owns a Big Papi T-shirt
-Born in Maine
-Wants To Take Her Dad To Lambeau
-Likes A Lot Of The Yankees Players
-Doesn’t Think Everyone Has To Like Her
-Worked For The Tampa Bay Lightning
-Fired From TBS
-Has A Lot Of Guy Friends
-Admits To Being A Tomboy
-Understands That In Close Games She’s Not Really Necessary
-Is Distracted By A Stereo At The Pool Of The 4 Seasons
-Knows People Are Putting Her ON The Internet
-5 Year Plan Includes A Family
-Best Game She Ever Covered Was The TB Lightning Stanley Cup
-Was Excited To Talk To Bill Simmons
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Erin seemed actually really excited to talk to Bill so much so that she broke this line out in the interview.....

“I would love to Dancing With the Stars I’m can’t lie...In highschool...You and I, are you kidding me? We should partner up and go after that title...come on.- Erin Andrews

The SportsGuy's response.....

“I can’t dance, everyone who went to my wedding can attest.”- Bill Simmons

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?! What normal guy says that? He breaks out the marriage card after EA asks him to dance with her??? Wow. Even if the Awful Girlfriend was giving me the evil eye while I was talking to the lass....Ms. Andrews' powers of seduction would never let me to blow her off like that. And you know what....I think the AG would understand.

Click below for the audio, but you probably don't want to put yourself through it.

The B.S. Report

P.S.- Anon brought up a point that Erin interviewed the pregnant wife of a Miami coach in a previous post. She addresses that in the interview as well if you want to listen.

(A Ton of thanks to reader and commenter extraordinaire Odessasteps for letting me know.)

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27 Comments:

I'd love to Dancing with the Stars with you, Erin!

signed,
every straight man on Earth

The Big Picture said...
Sep 20, 2007, 10:03:00 PM  

"Horizontal Dancing with the Stars~!"

odessasteps said...
Sep 20, 2007, 10:41:00 PM  

I can't dance, can we just cut to the sex?

-289

twoeightnine said...
Sep 20, 2007, 11:04:00 PM  

I cant dance either but for her I'd sure as hell learn.

Steve said...
Sep 20, 2007, 11:19:00 PM  

I'm a Braves fan and saw lots of Erin Andrews when she anchored the Braves studio show on TBS. I can attest that she was absolutely awful. She could barely read scores off a teleprompter. Her hotness clearly got her that job but it couldn't keep her from getting fired. Plus the waist up studio anchor shot didn't really show off her assets too well.

Anonymous said...
Sep 20, 2007, 11:30:00 PM  

Typical Simmons garbage. Just a twerp trying to play Mr. Hollywood. A douche bag of the first order.

Anonymous said...
Sep 21, 2007, 12:48:00 AM  

The donkey punch is a dance move, right??

Joel said...
Sep 21, 2007, 1:34:00 AM  

It should also be mentioned that not only does Bill play the marriage card, but he also asks Erin to tell Doug Flutie, "Thanks for the memories." Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anonymous said...
Sep 21, 2007, 1:50:00 AM  

Erin's definetly worth cheating.

B-Sells said...
Sep 21, 2007, 5:51:00 AM  

That picture is hysterical.

Kevin Hayward said...
Sep 21, 2007, 9:39:00 AM  

-Has A Lot Of Guy Friends

No fucking way, really?

Spectacular Sam said...
Sep 21, 2007, 9:56:00 AM  

No questions about married athletes hitting on her? Or rumors of her being linked to Wisky head coach? Where is the juice Sports Guy?

Mac G said...
Sep 21, 2007, 10:00:00 AM  

In Simmons defense of turning down a chance to dance with EA, did you read the Sports Gal's rant from the other day? If he crosses the line, his kid will be "Peyton Manning Simmons". I think thats the ultimate threat for him.

Anonymous said...
Sep 21, 2007, 10:09:00 AM  

That was a great listen. 2 amazing entities.

She said one Yankee has always been an ass to her in the locker room. I guarantee it's Kyle Farnsworth.

I loved it when she said she works out because she doesn't think the pics of her on the internets are flattering. Umm, you keep doing what you're doing EA.

GMoney said...
Sep 21, 2007, 10:21:00 AM  

Very true Anon.

Sep 21, 2007, 11:24:00 AM  

Thanks for posting a picture of me... that's me in the gray hat.

JD said...
Sep 21, 2007, 11:56:00 AM  

Nice of Simmons to confirm what an absolute pussy he is.

J Rose said...
Sep 21, 2007, 1:34:00 PM  

"-Red Sox Fan"

She didn't really have to tell us this. To get a job with ESPN you have to be a Red Sox fan, so we already knew this.

"-Owns a Big Papi T-shirt"

All ESPN employees are issued one with their new employee orientation packet.


I would cheat on just about any girlfriend in the world if EA asked me to. Okay, maybe not anybody, but pretty close.

Jay said...
Sep 21, 2007, 5:14:00 PM  

red sox fan?

that settles it, next time i'm not pulling out.

-dan

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