You Create The Caption #66

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.....


"Attempting to get Hockey back on the sports map and one up football. Sidney Crosby is going to follow in the footsteps of Tom brady and impregnate both these women in one night"- Signal to Noise

"Who wants to measure the curve on my stick?"- gjdodger

""Can one of you two go score me a siz-pack of beer? I'm only 20""- JK

"Sidney poses with two girls while his giant, creepy twin brother smells one of the girls' hair."- Anon

"Hi ladies, I'm Sidney Crosby of the NHL."

"Who?"

"Uh...I mean I'm Brody Jenner from The Hills."

"COOOOOL!!!!!"
- Anon
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Panthers' Rookie Jon Beason being hazed?


Daily Links:


A Lot Of MLBers Use Metallica For Their Entrance (My Brain Says Rage)
The Two Iowa Players' Facebook Photos (Mac Gs World)
Shannon Sharpe To Do A Fantasy Football Column?!? This Will End Badly. (100% Injury Rate)
The Infamous Fantasy Duo (Flyers Fieldhouse)
The Mick Vick Seven Who Threw It All Away (Sons of Sam Malone)
Cole Hamels....Done. (Crashburn Alley)
The Darren Dreifort Wealthbuilding System (Pop Jocks)
Phil Knight Has Money To Throw Around (Rumors and Rants)
How Are The Rangers This Bad? (Hawg Sports)
A T-Rex versus Beckham? (Blog of Hilarity)

And Lastly.....A special message to all of the commenters of the world via KSK.....

Caveman's 13th Circle of Hell (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:55 PM

25 Comments:

And now, here come the dogs...have fun boys.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 22, 2007, 1:40:00 PM  

For the last time dude, tell us who you really are!

Mookie said...
Aug 22, 2007, 1:40:00 PM  

"Tragically the rookies learned a little too late where the rape stands that went missing from Michael Vick's house ended up."

JK said...
Aug 22, 2007, 1:51:00 PM  

"Bring in the Gimp!"

Anonymous said...
Aug 22, 2007, 2:01:00 PM  

Jon "Big Beas" Beason was about to find out that getting gang bamged was not as fun as he described in the 7th Floor Crew

Sam said...
Aug 22, 2007, 2:02:00 PM  

This is what you get for saying you like Michael Vick.

Mookie said...
Aug 22, 2007, 2:48:00 PM  

worst. mummy. ever.

mcoale said...
Aug 22, 2007, 2:58:00 PM  

The white nerd breathes a sigh of relief that someone else is getting hazed for a change

Aug 22, 2007, 3:00:00 PM  

This was all a requirement of David Carr's new contract. The second condition of the contract cannot be shown here.

Sheep's Line said...
Aug 22, 2007, 3:10:00 PM  

You should see what they did to a visiting Ned.

Sheep's Line said...
Aug 22, 2007, 3:15:00 PM  

Lamar Thomas could not be reached for comment, as he was rushing to an elevator with a billy club and a pair of scissors. U Baby, 4-Evah. U, Baby.

Sheep's Line said...
Aug 22, 2007, 3:19:00 PM  

Next stop: Rae Carruth's trunk!!!

GMoney said...
Aug 22, 2007, 3:20:00 PM  

David Carr: "Immobile and held together for no apparent purpose - just like in Houston! Thanks guys!"

Anonymous said...
Aug 22, 2007, 3:34:00 PM  

Today the rookies, tomorrow the cheerleaders!

Anonymous said...
Aug 22, 2007, 3:39:00 PM  

Heather...Bob Wickman...cheeseburgers.

You know the drill.

Anonymous said...
Aug 22, 2007, 3:59:00 PM  

Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT! Those are his hands right?

The Zoner said...
Aug 22, 2007, 4:02:00 PM  

Somewhere Matt Millen is looking at this and saying "Running back... by committee! I get it now!"

MDT said...
Aug 22, 2007, 4:07:00 PM  

We take all comers.

Aug 22, 2007, 4:35:00 PM  

Najeh Davenport's alibi

Aug 22, 2007, 4:36:00 PM  

Would you guys rather have this or have to sit in film study with Steve Smith???

Ok, this...

hollywood wags said...
Aug 22, 2007, 5:25:00 PM  

"Dude, you guys might want me to get some practice time in, I mean Dan Morgan is just one glancing blow away from turning into TIMMAAAAY"

the great bambi said...
Aug 22, 2007, 5:41:00 PM  

Ladies and Gentlemen, Roger Goodell's final revisions to the NFL conduct policy.

pm said...
Aug 22, 2007, 6:24:00 PM  

A demonstration of how to double wrap it before getting on with the Carolina Cheerleaders

Brave Sir Robin said...
Aug 22, 2007, 10:00:00 PM  

Damn, now I know how the dork in the movie Little Giants felt!

Anonymous said...
Aug 23, 2007, 2:45:00 AM  

Finally, someone the Panthers defense can stop from running the ball.

Max said...
Aug 23, 2007, 5:11:00 AM  

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