You Create The Caption #61

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.....


"Couldn't they have gotten Tirico a few phone books to stand on?"- Rob

"Sy Sperling's Wet Dream"- Anon

"Jaws is clearly a big fan of the Michael Douglas character in Falling Down"- Awful Chief

"After the picture was taken, Jaws' forehead continued to expand at such an exponential rate that Kornheiser and Tirico were forced to take refuge next door in the ESPN Deportes booth."- JK

"Come down to Kornheiser Chevrolet, where our friendly sales staff will go the longest yard to help you get into a new truck just in time for tailgating season."- The White President
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I was going to go with Jose Offerman, but I thought that was too easy. How about making a caption for this photo of Darius Miles' New Ride? (Thanks to Boston Barry for the photo)

Daily Links:

A Nice Sports Radio Roundup (Mr. Sunshine)
Reactions to the Suing of Imus Aren't Going to Bode Well For Our Friend Kia (We Suck At Sports)
Then Again....Some May Enjoy This (Nation of Islam SB)
Those Braves Sure Do Whine A Lot (Crash Burn Alley)
Let Them Play! Let Them Play! (Sons of Sam Malone)
Taking A Stand Against Mediocrity (The Money Shot)
Gooden vs. Koufax (I'm Writing Sports)
Uh Oh...The First Madden Glitch Is Found (Nyjer Please)

Lastly....A Kent State grad student is doing a study on Fantasy Football. Take 5 minutes out of your day to help the kid out.

Kent State Survey

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:21 PM

15 Comments:

While sure to grab attention and be the talk of the town at first, Darius Miles's ride ultimately substitutes flash for substance, is overpriced, will generally be a pain to deal with, and you know it's just going to end up smoking on the side of the road.

How appropriate.

Majorly English said...
Aug 15, 2007, 1:02:00 PM  

Well, I guess they're pretty big.

Trogdor the Burninator said...
Aug 15, 2007, 1:27:00 PM  

And that was before Eddie Griffin crashed it.

Mookie said...
Aug 15, 2007, 1:45:00 PM  

The Perfect Score

Aug 15, 2007, 2:05:00 PM  

Yeah man, I bought one of Shaq's old rollerskates. Pretty cool, huh.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 15, 2007, 2:53:00 PM  

"Goddammit, Robin, I told you the Batmobile is NOT for pimping"

MDT said...
Aug 15, 2007, 3:41:00 PM  

Sampson gets me lifted!!!

GMoney said...
Aug 15, 2007, 3:55:00 PM  

"What an idiot."

- Xibit, "Pimp My Ride"

Anonymous said...
Aug 15, 2007, 4:17:00 PM  

"What an idiot."

- Al Gore

Anonymous said...
Aug 15, 2007, 4:18:00 PM  

Somewhere in heaven, Harley Earl weeps...

Aug 15, 2007, 4:30:00 PM  

"pimpin' ain't easy" as evidenced by trying to crawl into d-miles' ride.

Anonymous said...
Aug 15, 2007, 5:59:00 PM  

chill everybody... its a hybrid.

gonzo said...
Aug 16, 2007, 6:53:00 AM  

"Man, I finally got the wheels and shocks to support Zach Randolph's fat ass, And they go and trade that dough-face."

JohnnyDakota said...
Aug 16, 2007, 8:38:00 AM  

Hey, Taurean, don't forget to bring a stepladder.

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 9:46:00 AM  

The Darius Miles Foundation supports local communities by allowing homeless children to live in his rims.

Cash Money said...
Aug 16, 2007, 9:50:00 AM  

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