You Create The Caption #59

Monday, August 13, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners.....


"Give that kid's parents some Homocil! Because its their problem...not his."- Anon

"So THAT'S what the only American soccer fan looks like."- G-Money

""All I Came for Was to see Spice Girl!"? Nice English, dipshit.- The Sports Hernia

"Talk about a comeback, I haven't come for a Spice Girl since 1998"-Steve Jeltz Fan
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Becks and Yankee Johnny Damon? (Via Caught In The Act)

Daily Links:

Dennis Green to star in Coors Light Commercial (Lion In Oil)
Amare is in need of a new barber. (AZ Sports Hub)
Handcuffing Needs To Stop (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Phillie Fans respond to Joe Morgan (The 700 Level)
Jeff Reed is The People's Kicker (Doubt About It)
Fantasy Draft Tips for TSH (The Sports Hernia)
Red Sox Fans Are Starting To Lose It (Epic Carnival)
Bust it like Beckham (Sports Biz)

Lastly, Norman Chad absolutely hammers the talking heads in this piece. A must read....

Look Who's Talking (Washington Post)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:04 PM

22 Comments:

Not a submission, just a comment, but Beckham looks like a heroin addict next to Damon. Not what I was expecting from one of the premier athletes in the world's favorite sport.

patrick said...
Aug 13, 2007, 1:10:00 PM  

"This weedy looking mofo' is a legend? Damn... soccer blows"

Sanchez said...
Aug 13, 2007, 1:19:00 PM  

"My Two Dads"

Anonymous said...
Aug 13, 2007, 1:33:00 PM  

Chroyst, Victoria went and got more plastic surgery, blimey she's fackin oogly, I fink. I stopped reconizin er back in foo souzan foo.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 13, 2007, 1:40:00 PM  

Two of the most overpaid athletes in the world finally get to discuss the best techniques for sitting on the bench.

GMoney said...
Aug 13, 2007, 1:46:00 PM  

Jesus, lookit Beckham's tiny little head! It looks like Johnny Damon found some time in his busy schedule of being irrelevant to do some work for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Somebody get Becks some steroids, he's in America now!

Majorly English said...
Aug 13, 2007, 2:03:00 PM  

"Skinny European athlete with small head, faces reality of American drug policy"

buhdahl said...
Aug 13, 2007, 2:05:00 PM  

Becks: You have no idea what its like to live with a vain narcissistic individual who overshadows your every move
Damon: I play on the same team as Alex Rodriguez
Becks: Brother!

JK said...
Aug 13, 2007, 2:08:00 PM  

When injury-prone metrosexuals collide.

J Rose said...
Aug 13, 2007, 2:22:00 PM  

Captain Caveman and Captain Clueless reunite.

Mookie said...
Aug 13, 2007, 2:22:00 PM  

"Get your hand out of my anus."
"I will when you get your hand out of my anus."
"You first."

MDT said...
Aug 13, 2007, 3:04:00 PM  

Speechless on Damon in that picture.

That Sports Hernia links is linking to DoubtAboutIt instead.

JohnnyT said...
Aug 13, 2007, 3:05:00 PM  

"So I hear Jeter gave Alba herpes. You two never...?"

"No, no, no, I'm clean"

"Then what are we waiting for?"

the great bambi said...
Aug 13, 2007, 5:49:00 PM  

Beckham and Damon (simultaneously): So how does it feel to be washed up?

Beckham and Damon (simultaneously again): Jinx! Buy me a Coke!

Damon: I love it when that happens.

Beckham: Me too!

Mookie said...
Aug 13, 2007, 7:36:00 PM  

Pictured right: A man who shaved his beard.

Pictured left: A man who had his surgically enhanced.

pm said...
Aug 13, 2007, 7:55:00 PM  

"Soon, without some Rogaine, Becky will have more hair then Johnny."

Dummy said...
Aug 13, 2007, 9:19:00 PM  

Damon: So all I have to do is get a tramp stamp and blame that on why I gave Jeter herpes?

Beckham: BRILLANT!

Don said...
Aug 13, 2007, 9:27:00 PM  

Captain Vagina. That is all.

DigitalHeadbutt said...
Aug 14, 2007, 12:39:00 AM  

Seriously, though: I was in Fenway in 2005, and Johnny Damon decided to play a ball safe rather then run into the center field wall. A Sox fan behind me then yelled "They should call him 'Captain Vagina'". I have never been able to call Damon by any other name since.

DigitalHeadbutt said...
Aug 14, 2007, 12:42:00 AM  

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

Max said...
Aug 14, 2007, 4:52:00 AM  

Don't let the odd perspective fool you; in reality, Johnny Damon's head is only 8 feet tall.

John Blaze said...
Aug 14, 2007, 9:07:00 AM  

David Beckham meets Rocky Dennis (the kid from "Mask")

Anonymous said...
Aug 14, 2007, 11:49:00 AM  

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