You Create The Caption #58

Thursday, August 09, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Wednesday's Winners.....













Pedro Gomez' New Job:

"What else could he do but stalk A-Rod for the next seven years or so?"- Signal To Noise

"Pedro Gomez will go back to playing the tambourine in Peter Gammons band and pulling a ton of quality New England ass."- G-Money

"Beckham cam operator."- Mr. Thursday

"Pedro Gomez now travels down to Dallas, where he and Ed Werder will finally complete the Sideline Reporter Commune, which is really just a secondhand tent set up incorrectly outside the Dallas Cowboys facility with a picture of Rachel Nichols taped to the flap."-Majorly English
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of a kid at an MLS game? (Via Caught In The Act)

Daily Links:

Speaking of Pedro....He Evaporated (The Sports Hernia)
An In-Depth Preview of the PGA Championship (Sons of Sam Malone)
Bob Costas Is On A Rampage (We Suck At Sports)
Sorry Rovell, Vitamin Water is Better Than Gatorade (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Youk Looks Like A Milk Dud? (Red Sox Monster)
SLAM Writers In A Foot Race? (SLAM Online)
How Will The Red Sox Screw Themselves This Year? (Nyjer Please)
LB Boycotts Barry Bonds (Fanhouse)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:56 PM

23 Comments:

Once his nuts drop, he'll be able to come for the Spice Girls at home.

Owen Good said...
Aug 9, 2007, 2:42:00 PM  

The lament of Bob Costas, sorrow and heartache because of a girl, a Spice Girl.

E Buzz said...
Aug 9, 2007, 3:00:00 PM  

Picture of Posh and Beck's son...hasn't seen mummy since they moved to L.A.

Anonymous said...
Aug 9, 2007, 3:07:00 PM  

Mrs. Dash; making all the young boys fantasies come alive.

Anonymous said...
Aug 9, 2007, 3:29:00 PM  

reverse: "HAHA PSYYYYYYYCH I'M GAY"

Adam J said...
Aug 9, 2007, 3:35:00 PM  

"Matt's father caught him masturbating to a photo spread of Posh and Becks and created this sign for him out of panicky, desperate hope."

J-Red said...
Aug 9, 2007, 3:45:00 PM  

So THAT'S what the only American soccer fan looks like.

GMoney said...
Aug 9, 2007, 4:01:00 PM  

Sadly, that is the average attendance in the MLS.

TJX said...
Aug 9, 2007, 4:06:00 PM  

"Yes, I wanted to see Spice Girl, because apparently Fembots do exist!"

Signal to Noise said...
Aug 9, 2007, 4:38:00 PM  

Joe Cannon is not taking his benching well.

Aug 9, 2007, 6:55:00 PM  

Ladies and gentlemen, ESPN's new target audience.

J.J. said...
Aug 9, 2007, 8:38:00 PM  

"Son, believe it or not, the Spice Girls used to be hot!"

Brien said...
Aug 9, 2007, 8:55:00 PM  

Give that kid's parents some Homocil! Because its their problem...not his.

Anonymous said...
Aug 9, 2007, 9:37:00 PM  

"All I Came for Was to see Spice Girl!"

Nice English, dipshit.

Anonymous said...
Aug 9, 2007, 9:48:00 PM  

Sports Hernia wins by FAR! haha but heres two

"Hey when do the Raiders take the field? What!? Nuh-uh!? They fucking moved out of L.A...damn you Al Davis...damn you..."

-OR-

"I really just have this sign to cover my boner when i see David..."

Anonymous said...
Aug 9, 2007, 10:23:00 PM  

Needless to say, the Spice Girls reunion tour didn't sell many tickets.

Anonymous said...
Aug 9, 2007, 11:14:00 PM  

Yeah, kid, we ALL just came to see Beckham.

MDT said...
Aug 9, 2007, 11:47:00 PM  

"Eddie Murphy said this would work! Maybe I should do what Scott Van Pelt said and leave a voice message instead."

Anonymous said...
Aug 10, 2007, 12:05:00 AM  

Talk about a comeback, I haven't come for a Spice Girl since 1998

SteveJeltzFan said...
Aug 10, 2007, 10:01:00 AM  

Even the few fans who did attend the X-Games were there for the wrong reasons.

Anonymous said...
Aug 10, 2007, 10:26:00 AM  

Newly signed Brazilian import Marcelino Spicegirl sat our Thursday night's game with an ankle injury disappointing DC United's largest crowd of the season.

Anonymous said...
Aug 10, 2007, 2:34:00 PM  

Clearly skipping remedial grammar lessons to come to game

Anonymous said...
Aug 10, 2007, 4:27:00 PM  

Whoops, that should say "out" instead of "our" in The Sports Logo Pundit comment. My bad. And I should have just signed in instead of being lazy and having it look like an anonymous comment.

Love the blog by the way. Been reading for a while but never commented unitl today. Keep up the good work!

Brandon said...
Aug 11, 2007, 2:33:00 AM  

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