Who Cares About Dan Patricks Last Day? There Are Subs At Stake!

Friday, August 17, 2007

So we've come to the Grand Farewell of a legend at ESPN. Will Ferrell will be on the show today (as well as some other surprises), but that's not what I care about. I care that Dan Patrick's Deal with Wisconsin Sub Chain "Cousins Subs" could be in Jeopardy!

What if this deal was brokered by ESPN? Will Dan lose his moniker of "Sub Expert" if this deal falls through?!?! You can listen to the last broadcast all you want.....I'm heading to Wisconsin to figure all of this out. The world can't lose yet another Sub Expert.....the tragic Bread Oven death of Jared after the Colts won the Super Bowl was too much for all of us.

What's that? Jared's still alive??? Oh, well that changes everything. I'll just listen to the DP's last show then.

Better Bread. Better Subs. (Cousins Subs)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:56 AM

4 Comments:

"What's a sub?"

- Sage Steele

Anonymous said...
Aug 17, 2007, 2:39:00 PM  

Ohh! Nice part.

Ahh! Asian Zing!

GMoney said...
Aug 17, 2007, 3:24:00 PM  

Cousins is awesome.

PeteJayhawk said...
Aug 17, 2007, 5:18:00 PM  

Anyone else watched the "What's Next" video on http://www.DanPatrick.com? It's unbelievable. What a tool.

Watch the video and look at this chat board avatar:

http://deitschel.com/istock/patrick.jpg

Aug 17, 2007, 8:41:00 PM  

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