So Your Parents Are Out Of Town Huh? What Could We Possibly Do???

Friday, August 24, 2007

Hmm...what are you going to do? Throw a giant party? Nah...things get broken and you don't want to risk getting caught. How about building a 60 foot waterslide off the top of your house? Hell yeah!



First of all, I can't believe none of them ended up in the hospital. I was waiting and waiting, but only one crash. Second, I wish I f'ing thought of this first.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 9:19 AM

11 Comments:

Dude, how scared was that first guy? He's gotta be the one in the group that they always talk into doing stuff like, "C'mon, Matt, why don't you just try and jump off the roof holding an umbrella like Mary Poppins? It'll work, it's simple physics." or "C'mon, Matt, it's okay, you don't been a condom. They wouldn't let her dance here if she wasn't clean." Guys named Matt are awesome.

Liston

Anonymous said...
Aug 24, 2007, 10:48:00 AM  

Haha....I was that kid Liston. I jumped off my porch with an umbrella. It didn't work so I went back in and got two more umbrellas.

Aug 24, 2007, 10:50:00 AM  

That was frigging awesome! These guys are pretty smart because every time my parents went out of town I ended up with champagne all over the walls & ceiling and puke in places no one would ever think of.

All they gotta do is dismantle the contraption and act like nothing happened. Brilliant!

J Rose said...
Aug 24, 2007, 12:39:00 PM  

Awesome!!!!!!!!!

Drew Sarver said...
Aug 24, 2007, 3:47:00 PM  

I bet dude in the sling contributed nothing to the 7 days of intense labor. Bitch.

tecmo said...
Aug 24, 2007, 3:57:00 PM  

I am absolutely astounded.

Scrappled said...
Aug 24, 2007, 3:58:00 PM  

Wow...just wow.

Anonymous said...
Aug 24, 2007, 4:49:00 PM  

Is this the same contraption Saints LB Scott Fujita got hurt on?

Anonymous said...
Aug 24, 2007, 5:07:00 PM  

no chicks were dumb enough to try it?

odessasteps said...
Aug 24, 2007, 6:49:00 PM  

absolutely amazing

Ian said...
Aug 25, 2007, 12:34:00 AM  

Now tell me.....were the parents really away? I would like to see THEIR comment posted!!
(Well done, boys. Stay healthy).

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2007, 11:27:00 PM  

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