Move Over Erin Andrews, There's A New Chica On The Block

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Ms. Andrews is not going to like all of the attention taken away from her this quickly, and I hate to do this to her.....buuuuuut. ESPN has a new analyst that actually played professional sports, went to UCLA Miami, was on MTV (Latin America), and is....ummm....well you can see for yourself.....


Uhh...yeah. Umm, I don't know where to start. Oh! I got it....her first broadcast. Right. She'll be joining forces with Dave Pasch and Orestes Destrade to cover (are you ready for this?).....

THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES!

Talk about a crappy assignment. She's actually only on during the premlinary rounds which will knock her airtime down to almost nothing. And get this......guess who's covering the Finals. Brent Musburger, Orel Hersheiser, Dusty Baker, and........lookie here......Erin Andrews! Can someone say Rivalry??? (Cue Cat Fight Noises)

I for one say....if you're going to have a pointless sideline reporter....you mind as well hire someone like this (click for larger view and be sure to click on her website below)!

Sophie Simone Cortina (Sophie's Homepage)

Sorry....one more photo...


UPDATE: I'm So Sorry Erin Andrews.....Please Take Me/Us Back (Awful Announcing)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:06 PM

45 Comments:

Mike Tirico is practicing his moves in the mirror as we speak.

Scott Van Pelt is writing down a speech for a voicemail to her right now, too.

Anonymous said...
Aug 15, 2007, 1:31:00 PM  

the 2nd picture looks like LC from the hills...surprise, surprise

Anonymous said...
Aug 15, 2007, 1:58:00 PM  

Ms. Cortina, please be advised not to open any picture messages from Sean Salisbury.

Erin Andrews is going to have to choke a bitch.

Signal to Noise said...
Aug 15, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

can we get them drunk and watch them explore each other?

Steve said...
Aug 15, 2007, 2:30:00 PM  

+ 1 for knowing James Bond.

mcoale said...
Aug 15, 2007, 2:58:00 PM  

I prefer Eric Dickerson, but I have a mumbling fetish.

Aug 15, 2007, 3:11:00 PM  

wah wah wee wah

dswinder said...
Aug 15, 2007, 3:12:00 PM  

Guarantee that Bond poked it.

GMoney said...
Aug 15, 2007, 3:37:00 PM  

She's alright, but not even close to EA.

Chris said...
Aug 15, 2007, 3:54:00 PM  

Woody Paige would love to put an ass slapping to that!

Anonymous said...
Aug 15, 2007, 4:15:00 PM  

Yes and Sober

Mac G said...
Aug 15, 2007, 4:56:00 PM  

She's already soiled, she's been Pierced. It's sad really.

Buzzsaw said...
Aug 15, 2007, 5:37:00 PM  

One of my favorite EA moments ever happened at the LLWS:

Erin (finishing a story): ...and it's something these kids won't soon forget.
Eric Karros: And these kids won't soon forget Erin Andrews.

Ty Keenan said...
Aug 15, 2007, 5:39:00 PM  

This is the best move the WWL has pulled since...since...(help me out here guys)

J Rose said...
Aug 16, 2007, 12:15:00 AM  

Colleen Dominguez is ten times better looking. I have an idea for MNF. Dominguez, Erin Andrews, and Cortina.

http://www.colleendominguez.com/

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 11:55:00 AM  

Namath just booked a ticket to Williamsport...

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 2:06:00 PM  

Good thing Harold Reynolds is gone...

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 2:19:00 PM  

They'll get along. Chocolate and vanilla baby!

mlmintampa said...
Aug 16, 2007, 3:47:00 PM  

Nobody can hold a candle to Erin Andrews. Goddess. Let's just say she and Contessa Brewer fighting in jell-o is what I imagine heaven to be like.

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 5:09:00 PM  

Rachel Nichols still has better DSL than either of them.

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 5:52:00 PM  

Gary Miller would like to pee on her.....

Anonymous said...
Aug 16, 2007, 8:31:00 PM  

This chick can barely speak English!

She makes Penelope Cruz sound like Queen Elizabeth.

Anonymous said...
Aug 17, 2007, 4:40:00 PM  

Her resume says that she went to the University of Miami, not UCLA.

Anonymous said...
Aug 17, 2007, 6:33:00 PM  

Yet another reason HR misses the LLWS.

Sooze said...
Aug 18, 2007, 11:37:00 AM  

Congrats ESPN, sophie is articulate , intelligent and good looking

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2007, 10:23:00 PM  

Kudos Espn sophie is great

Anonymous said...
Aug 18, 2007, 10:25:00 PM  

Watch your steps Erin. there is a new kid on the block!

mic said...
Aug 18, 2007, 10:29:00 PM  

Deed you waatch wan she say dat Weeeliampor' ees een Meenasota??

Don' dey teech thees peepil nottin'?
Ahh, cavronnnnnn

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2007, 2:19:00 PM  

i think it's awesome that she hung with pierce brosnan during The Matador. love that flick.

but yeah, she blows Erin out of the water. and i would like to blow Sophie out of the water with my huge burst of semen upon ejaculating inside of her during unprotected sex in her pool.

too much?

Lozo said...
Aug 20, 2007, 1:17:00 PM  

Sophie is cute, beautiful and sexy. Her broken english makes her sound even more sexy. She can speak four languages, what can Erin do? She needs to fix that nose. I can do away without Erin and have Sophie take over.

Leo said...
Aug 23, 2007, 10:45:00 PM  

Erin Andrews is just a slut.

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