Suzyn Waldman Should Be Announcing WWF Matches

Tuesday, May 08, 2007



A lot of you wrote in and asked me to comment on this, and to tell you the truth, I didn't believe you when you said how bad it was. I will never doubt you again.

Sure the Yankees announcers are homers.....we all know that. But good lord woman....reel it in a bit.

Audio: Roger Clemens is Back! (WCBS 880)

"YOU DON'T (gargle) HAALF TA WORRRRRRY ABUT WHOSE WHGOONNA TAAAAKE THAT SPOUUUUUT IN THA ROTATTTATION."

In case you're wondering.....AA's Rankings of Homer Announcers....1) Yankees- John Sterling/Suzyn Waldman, 2) White Sox- Darrin Jackson/Hawk Harrelson, 3) Braves- Joe Simpson/The Carays

Suzyn Waldman Has Orgasm (Sports Hernia)
The World's Most Annoying Announcer (Sox & Dawgs)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 10:24 AM

17 Comments:

If seeing Roger Clemens in Steinbrenner's box is one of the most amazing scenes in your life, your life must pretty much suck.

Brett said...
May 8, 2007, 10:45:00 AM  

I rarely watch White Sox games since I don't have any of their players on my roto team but those two must be over the top to outrank Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo on NESN for Red Sox games.

The Feed said...
May 8, 2007, 11:27:00 AM  

"Oh my GOODNESS GRACIOUS! THAT'S....That's Roger Clemens' music!"

In other news, check out this video of Waldman's nephew when she gave him an N64 for Christmas.

Chip Wesley said...
May 8, 2007, 12:33:00 PM  

Yeah White Sox games are brutal. For more info check out www.heavethehawk.com.

Chip Wesley said...
May 8, 2007, 12:36:00 PM  

Hawk is awesome. Why can't he be a homer? He is broadcasting for his team and his fans.

Brett said...
May 8, 2007, 1:05:00 PM  

Just for the record, the "WWF" has been the "WWE" for about 5 years now.

Rod said...
May 8, 2007, 1:21:00 PM  

Yeah, thanks Rod. My job for this site is to watch TV....you don't think I know that?

WWE sounds terrible....it will always be the WWF to me.

May 8, 2007, 1:28:00 PM  

As a Yankees fan living in Ohio, I will agree that Susan Waldman is the worst hire that the Yankees have EVER made. Ahead of Hideki Irabu, Carl Pavano, Denny Neagle, Steve Howe, Dallas Green, Michael Kay, ANYONE.

If you've ever listened to Indians radio games, Tom Hamilton sucks more balls than Greg Louganis. Sizemore hits an infield single and it's the greatest hit ever while a walk off HR by A-Rod is only worth a whisper.

GMoney said...
May 8, 2007, 3:01:00 PM  

You can also throw Gary "Waylon Smithers" Cohen in that group.

I think Remy and Orsillo are kinda funny. From the little I've heard, they dodn't seem to be bigger homers than most local announcers. Just, ya know, drunker.

queefersutherland said...
May 8, 2007, 3:23:00 PM  

I didn't realize you could have that ridiculous an accent and be a broadcaster.

Radioman said...
May 8, 2007, 4:13:00 PM  

You must get the audio clip of Screachy Suzy crying when Phil Hughes got hurt. I can't find it.

Mantlemurcer said...
May 9, 2007, 12:05:00 AM  

The Carays? Really? Skip, I'll grant, is a colossal homer. But Chip seems to be going out of his way to praise the other teams, apparently in an effort to make sure that he gets to do playoff games, and still has a job when TBS stops doing Braves games.

Mac said...
May 9, 2007, 2:58:00 PM  

That N64 video was quite disturbing, Chip. Here's Waldman's daughter.

Larry Brown said...
May 9, 2007, 5:45:00 PM  

Tom Hamilton is truly terrible. I've been an Indians fan for 30+ years, and I currently live in Utah, so I got the MLB.com radio broadcasts. I tried my best to hang in there, but just couldn't take it. I listen to every opponents' broadcast teams.

Where are you, Herb Score? Joe Tait? Fran Drescher?

Senhor Tambor said...
Aug 10, 2007, 9:36:00 PM  

It'd be cool if you knew the difference between your and you're.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2007, 3:12:00 PM  

Thanks for the free editing Anon!

Oct 9, 2007, 3:15:00 PM  

New York Yankees radio broadcaster Suzyn Waldman hosts this one-hour program exploring the world of sports on WCBS Newsradio 880.

Hot Stove Talk - Part 2 (November 7, 2007)
Yankees broadcaster Suzyn Waldman talks with new Yankees manager Joe Giradi, and baseball analyst Kevin Kennedy.

Hot Stove Talk - Part 1 (November 7, 2007)
Yankees broadcaster Suzyn Waldman talks with GM Brian Cashman, and NY Daily News sports writer Mark Feinsand

Available at:
http://www.wcbs880.com/pages/1182310.php

Anonymous said...
Nov 8, 2007, 12:47:00 AM  

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