THE RACE!!!! Live-Blog

Saturday, February 17, 2007












So here we are.....after months of hype the race is here. Who you got?

Shaq unveils his Slot Machine shoe, which makes absolutely zero sense. Nique is taking Barkley. Ernie introduces us to the contestant, and asks the crowd who they like......it's over-whelmingly in favor of Bavetta.

Bavetta taps EJ on the ass and the room roars with laughter. Barkley walks out and looks Huuuuuuge. John Carlos calls Barkley the "Black Rhino".....tad bit racist.

"I've got nothing against old people. I want to be one one day."- CB

Damn Dick is all business. And Charles starts stretching. LET'S GET IT ON!!!!!!!!!!

Dick can't even get his pants off.......and we're off! Wait, false start on Barkley. Twice! He's cheating

First time down......Barkley

Second time down......Barkley

Third time down.....Barkley

WINNER...........BARKLEY! A Kiss, a Dive and a backwards run taunt!

Brokeback Barkley is out of breath. And Dick's leg is bleeding.

"I'm donating two Black Jack hands to charity"- CB, $50K to the Boys and Girls Club.....I love Charles.

I cannot believe they kissed on the lips.........TAKE THAT TIM HARDAWAY!

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 9:20 PM

18 Comments:

Bavetta, unless the end of the race is at a casino or a buffet spread.

Signal to Noise said...
Feb 17, 2007, 9:29:00 PM  

Let me say, I dearly love Charles Barkley and I just hope he survives this race without suffering a catastrophic knee injury or cardiovascular breakdown.

Feb 17, 2007, 9:30:00 PM  

"Krispy Kreme" Barkley. Awesome.

Feb 17, 2007, 9:31:00 PM  

Do you think that pat on the ass made EJ uncomfortable?

Head Chick said...
Feb 17, 2007, 9:32:00 PM  

And let me add, this is the greatest addition to NBA All-Star weekend I can remember.

Did I just hear Ernie Johnson say Sir Cumference? F'ing brilliant.

Feb 17, 2007, 9:33:00 PM  

I've got Charles collapsing at the opposite foul line and Bavetta stopping, turning around and being the first to administer CPR, reviving him and turning around and beating Charles.

Birdman said...
Feb 17, 2007, 9:33:00 PM  

"Sir Cumference." Nice.

Someone turn Harlan and Reggie's mikes off.

Signal to Noise said...
Feb 17, 2007, 9:33:00 PM  

for a minute i thought he was going to race in the jacket and slacks.

Head Chick said...
Feb 17, 2007, 9:35:00 PM  

yay charles! It was fixed...

Head Chick said...
Feb 17, 2007, 9:37:00 PM  

Greatest. Thing. Ever.

Bavetta with the head first dive almost takes it. Barkley shakes the foundation after tripping over the half court line. Unbelievably entertaining and I am guessing the best part of the weekend.

Birdman said...
Feb 17, 2007, 9:38:00 PM  

Goofy stuff

Lou P. said...
Feb 17, 2007, 9:39:00 PM  

Chuck wins! I love how Bavetta dove at the end. He almost won it!

Seriously, that was tremendous. Two blackjack hands to charity!

Feb 17, 2007, 9:39:00 PM  

Biggest upset since Mason...

Marco said...
Feb 17, 2007, 9:39:00 PM  

one of the greatest moments in TV history
but if they had to do it again, no way that Charles makes it to 45

Sam T said...
Feb 17, 2007, 9:41:00 PM  

That was insane, how long until they are playing HORSE at the All-Star game

Marco said...
Feb 17, 2007, 9:41:00 PM  

marco - they should. Kobe, D-Wade, Agent Zero, Dirk, and LeBron all playing a game of HORSE, with taunting.

Signal to Noise said...
Feb 17, 2007, 9:42:00 PM  

As if I don't fucking hate U2's self-righteous bullshit enough, now I'm stuck with MJB singing it. Yeeeeeesh.

Feb 17, 2007, 9:46:00 PM  

Give those guys a Snickers!

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Feb 18, 2007, 11:54:00 AM  

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