Dickie V Has The Mind Of A Teenage Girl

Wednesday, January 24, 2007



















I came across this today, and it's one of those from the "Wish I thought of that Department". Card Chronicle took to the task of writing down every person/topic that Dickie V talked about other than the game he was supposed to be calling this past Monday (UCONN-Louisville). The results are hilarious....I warn you.....this list is loooooong.

  1. Duke
  2. Mike Krzyzewski
  3. Duke (1986)
  4. Kansas
  5. Tennessee
  6. Bruce Pearl
  7. Chris Lofton
  8. Tennessee (Women's)
  9. Kentucky
  10. Tubby Smith
  11. Kentucky (1996)
  12. Kentucky (1997)
  13. Kentucky (1998)
  14. Pittsburgh
  15. Marquette
  16. St. John's
  17. Syracuse
  18. Providence
  19. New Mexico State
  20. Reggie Theus
  21. Nevada
  22. N.C. State (Women's)
  23. Kay Yow
  24. Boston University
  25. Indianapolis Colts
  26. Peyton Manning
  27. Louisville football team
  28. New York Yankees
  29. Villanova
  30. Maria Sharapova
  31. Oklahoma State
  32. Texas
  33. Texas Tech
  34. Indiana
  35. Texas A&M
  36. LSU
  37. Depaul
  38. Dobbins High School
  39. Brian Brohm
  40. Joe B. Hall
  41. Jay Bilas
  42. Sean Williams
  43. Al Skinner
  44. Marlon Garcia
  45. Frank Sinatra
  46. Illinois
  47. Lou Carnesecca
  48. Kevin Durant
  49. Greg Oden
  50. Alando Tucker
  1. Aaron Brooks
  2. Curry Kirkpatrick
  3. Arizona
  4. UCLA
  5. His grandson Hunter
  6. His grandson Jake
  7. Tony Dungy
  8. Joe Torre
  9. Derek Jeter
  10. Arizona (1997)
  11. Bill Parcells
  12. Brent Musberger
  13. Steve Lavin
  14. Eric Morgan
  15. DJ White
  16. Kelvin Sampson
  17. Ohio State
  18. Rece Davis
  19. Tom Brady
  20. Mike Anthony
  21. Norby Williamson
  22. Bo Derek
  23. Tom Crean
  24. Mario Boggan
  25. Jameson Curry
  26. North Carolina
  27. Howie Schwab
  28. Eva Longoria
  29. Rosie O'Donnell
  30. Donald Trump
  31. Jim Boeheim
  32. Bob Wright
  33. Dan Marino
  34. Jeff Jacobs
  35. John Saunders
  36. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  37. Erin Andrews
  38. Bruce Weber
  39. Rick Bozich
  40. Wisconsin
  41. Bo Ryan
  42. Kammron Taylor
  43. Florida
  44. Georgetown
  45. Chris Dodd
  46. Digger Phelps
  47. Mike Tranghese
  48. Tony Bennett
  49. Dave Gavitt
  50. Danny Gavitt
  51. Andrew Bynum
  52. Sebastian Telfair
  53. Amir Johnson
  54. Scottie Reynolds
  55. Uconn (women's)
  56. John Vitale
  57. Christopher Vitale
  58. Justin Hawkins
  59. Utah
  60. Vernon Rule
  61. Jim Valvano
  62. Dee Rose
  63. Walt Trumble
  64. Jamal Mashburn
  65. Pennsylvania
  66. Detroit Pistons
  67. Larry Bird
  68. Magic Johnson
  69. J.R. Giddens
  70. Billy Gillespie
  71. Acie Law
  72. Nate Carter
  73. South Florida
  74. Robert McCallum
  75. Chicago Bears
  76. Lovie Smith
  77. Mike & Mike
  78. Dallas Cowboys
  79. Tom Izzo
  80. Dominic James
  81. Paul Harris
  82. Billy Donovan
  83. Larry Brown
  84. Lute Olson
  85. Eddie Sutton
  86. Gene Bartow
  87. Al McGuire
  88. Hugh Durham
  89. Roy Williams
  90. Frank Gardner
  91. Ron Franklin
  92. Fran Fraschilla
  93. Tommy Amaker
  94. Johnny Dawkins
  95. Danny Ferry
  96. Billy King
  97. Mark Gallery
  98. Awesome Baby (race horse)
  99. Tim Welsh
  100. Geoff McDermott
  101. Herbert Hill
  102. Georgia Tech
  103. Thaddeus Young
  104. Javaris Crittenton
  105. South Carolina
  106. Dave Odom
Some of my favorites are Maria Sharapova, Frank Sinatra, His Grandsons, Norby Williamson, Eva Longoria, Aaron Brooks, and Rosie O'Donnell. While it is funny that he brought these names up.....some are actually topical at the moment.......But Aaron Brooks???? When in the hell do you use Aaron Brooks' name in a broadcast ever besides, "I'm watching an Oakland Raiders game and Aaron Brooks has broken the single-game interception record".

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:03 PM

5 Comments:

The link goes back to you, so here it is again.

Are we sure he was talking about Aaron Brooks the NFL QB? I suspect he was talking about the U. of Oregon's star player.

I just tune Vitale out and watch the game, because he throws off play-by-play guys with his tangents, luring them into the bear trap of not calling the game.

Signal to Noise said...
Jan 24, 2007, 1:40:00 PM  

Whoops...sorry about the link tis fixed.

Good call STN....completely forgot about him. I'm changing my answer to Frank Sinatra then.

Jan 24, 2007, 1:47:00 PM  

I wish Mr. Vitale would speak and not scream every word throughout every game.........I can't believe that he is the best the network has....yes, he really gets his kicks name dropping!

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2007, 12:47:00 AM  

Holy crap. Genius.

"Aaron Brooks"

TheSportsHernia said...
Jan 25, 2007, 10:38:00 AM  

Yeah pretty sure he was talking about Oregon's Aaron Brooks, He is the man!

Bryan said...
Feb 12, 2007, 5:18:00 PM  

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