Monday, January 08, 2007
Wow....what can you say? I've never seen Jim Tressel this flustered before.....he appears to be back peddling. As far as Charles Davis......well I give you his Wikipedia entry.......
Charles Davis is a former, football player for the University of Tennessee. HeHahahahaha......I didn't even notice this, but that last sentence read, "Is the worst announcer ever." about 10 minutes ago. That is too funny.
currently works as a commentator for college football on TBS. Charles was a
defensive back in the South Eastern Conference ([SEC]) and went on be a National
Football League (NFL) player. After missing out in training camp to the Dallas
Cowboys, Charles started coaching. He moved through different administrative
levels of athletics and now works as a sports commentator for various channels,
including; Golf, TBS, and Fox. Charles is known for his big dong (15 inches) and
spray techniques during sexual advances.
Hahaha.....it keeps changing, "He prefers the company of men."
The Pontiac Game Changing performance contest is announced....ANNNNNND......no one cares. F-Auburn.
Florida ball to start the half......Chris Meyers describes Tressel as "confident and cordial". Third and Long for the Gators. Great tackle by Freeman and it's three and out for the Gators. Buckeyes come out looking good. Terrible kick....
"You gotta wonder why you're getting cute. You have a twenty point lead!"- TB, someone bet on the Gators.
Pittman goes nowhere on first down. More pressue on Troy Smith and OSU punts.
"They blitz one more guy than OSU can block."- BA, Barry, come on. Everday a defense records a sack it's one more guy the offense "couldn't block. Just dumb.
I still cannot get over this Wikipedia Entry.
3rd and two and Florida converts. Just put Tebow in for good. Ted Ginn is out for good in this game, and that suuuuuucks for OSU. 3rd and long and a sack....first of the night for OSU. Do you see a pattern folks? 3rd and short....conversion.....3rd and long stop. Another late flag on the punt return and it's a foul on the "ticking keam" (So says the ref).
Hahahahaha back to the Charles Davis entry (is someone f'ing with me?)- "He was the first man to tuck his penis between his legs so that he would have a mangina."
I like the way TB prounounces GON-ZAAAAA-les.
Hey....a Pittman first down! How about that.
Awful pass by Smith....he looks like garbage tonight. Maybe there is something to this whole SEC Defense thing. I can't believe that the third quarter is almost over. OSUck's offense sucks tonight.
"Let's see where the spot is....it looks like the 20...21 yard line."- TB, or the 14 yard line Thommmmmmm.
Wynn picks up a quick 17 as the starters were out on the OSU line. Another great call Tressel.....now's not the time to send a message. 3rd and somewhat short, and the linebackers are about 10 yards away from any receiver....first down.
Commercial break...."I was looking at".....well whoever said that FOX doesn't care.....they're going to f'ing commercial and you'll like it!
pedro said... who the hell works for Direct TV and thought "you know who would sell more directv's? Christopher Lloyd?" Whoever it is should be fired.
Is this a trick question? The answer is obviously Robert Zemekis.
"Oh yes indeedy....Jack Bauer would be most pleased by this Florida effort."- TB, excellent seguy.
The ref teases us all with the touchback as the Florida Gators play a little volleyball. See you after the
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